Pls don’t anyhow say fuck u when u quarrel with China auntie

Why? Auntie let you fuck for free, you don't want? Want to leave it for our bro Syed?
 
Reminds me of an incident during Sec school days. Me and my classmates were from express elite class (1st in sch) and one day while at the bus stop while waiting for bus, a group of Ah Lians from the normal class started to argue with us over some trivial matters and IIRC the word 'CCB' was used, then one chio Ah Lian from the group said something like 'You want to smell? I take out my kotex and let you smell you want?! ' we all got shell-shocked LMAO.
 
hahahaha, she desperately wanted it but her friend sabo her and blocked it
 
So remember not to say fuck you to Slutty Gin when you see her at Jurong East. Wait she'll pull down her skirt/pants and show you her batu cave like this Tiong aunty.
 
I asked marcik why want to suck my cock when there are so many cocks around.
Marcik said becos my cock is available.

I then asked marcik why you want to suck a old cock.
Marcik said becos she also a old cb


Swear to violent death conversation that happened.
I suspect this makcik is a retired accountant from NTU and she stays in Jurong East and JB
 
I asked marcik why want to suck my cock when there are so many cocks around.
Marcik said becos my cock is available.

I then asked marcik why you want to suck a old cock.
Marcik said becos she also a old cb


Swear to violent death conversation that happened.
No wonder macik failed. She must learn to flatter her "prey" before she can fluff him.

Essentially, she meant you were chosen out of convenience, not because you were handsome or your cock was big. :cool: :roflmao:
 
No wonder macik failed. She must learn to flatter her "prey" before she can fluff him.

Essentially, she meant you were chosen out of convenience, not because you were handsome or your cock was big. :cool: :roflmao:
I knew marcik was hunting for cock to suck. She will suck any she could find.

That's why after I leefused the sucking, I asked her to hor gau Gan better. Becos marcik also grumble, and questioned me, got free piak you also leeject?
 
I suspect this makcik is a retired accountant from NTU and she stays in Jurong East and JB
Cannot be, becos marcik is bad with numbers. Marcik ever told me, when she sees number, she get headache.

Gansiokbin on the other hand, is a number freak.

I will issue 1 fucking punch to gansiokbin on the spot if I suspected is gansiokbin wanting to suck my cock.
I will have a valid leeson to defend myself.
 
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