What can this frail old fart security guard do to protect the premises he is supposed to guard?

Lucky Sinkies. PAP reserves just good jobs for them while Ramesh and friends can only work in high paying jobs. Majulah.
 
He's not supposed to guard anything, he's supposed to be give the illusion of security to those who are paranoid.

With artificially depressed wages, you're not going to get any real or meaningful protection. Welcome to the world of NTUC tripartism.:cool:
 
He's not supposed to guard anything, he's supposed to be give the illusion of security to those who are paranoid.

With artificially depressed wages, you're not going to get any real or meaningful protection. Welcome to the world of NTUC tripartism.:cool:
yes, he is there for the headcount so that the employer can bill MCSTs and enjoy additional grants from government.
 
Issue him with a revolver and a licence to kill

In the old days our security guards were tough and ruthless

Nowadays our security guards are rough and toothless
 
He is there to guard, meaning he is there to eye-power
Anything else he will call & report to his Supervisor
What else Public expect he do, for such small salary.
Want fit & strong, pay more

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We must be more inclusive and hire wheelchair-riding security guards.
 
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