my mother gave birth to me when she was 17....

[Nanodick]

i think she quite terok as a young woman last time, must be a party party person. hahaha...but whatever, she happy can liao

 

[Pinkieslut]

Slut?

 

[Nanodick]

Slut?

how i know? i not even born hahaha

 

[A Singaporean]

Do you who is your real father ? Not what they told you.

 

[eatshitndie]

product of raw staircase sex?

 

[Nanodick]

Do you who is your real father ? Not what they told you.

i know but i don't know him that well my late step grandfather is the one I am closest to. he's like my "father". my step father didn't live that long my late step grandfather always bring me here and there and tell me lots of his wisdom and life stories.

 

[Nanodick]

product of raw staircase sex?

i wasn't born yet. how I know

 

[ODACHEK]

Means she is a hot milf now?

 

[Nanodick]

but i also think my mother is sibei havoc type lah....

 

[Nanodick]

Means she is a hot milf now?

hahaha... gotta ask my new stepfather amdk

 

[glockman]

i think she quite terok as a young woman last time, must be a party party person. hahaha...but whatever, she happy can liao

Young man, I don't mean any disrespect. But your mother was a whore. I love whores, perhaps I am your father?

 

[Nanodick]

maybe she will shock me in a few months time and tell me i have a stepbrother or stepsister

 

[Nanodick]

Young man, I don't mean any disrespect. But your mother was a whore. I love whores, perhaps I am your father?

you cannot be. he's an AMDK. Hahahahaha

 

[glockman]

you cannot be. he's an AMDK. Hahahahaha

oh i see, your mother was SPG.

 

[Nanodick]

oh i see, your mother was SPG.

i guess so...Haha...but whatever she is, she is my mum and i love her. as long as she is happy, i am happy for her

 

[oliverlee]

product of raw staircase sex?

His real name could be Staircase Tan. Or Void Deck Lee. Like the way ppl name their kids after the city where they fucked and conceived the child. Brooklyn always cracks me up. Why not Bangkok Beckham or Mumbai Swift?

 

[Nanodick]

His real name could be Staircase Tan. Or Void Deck Lee. Like the way ppl name their kids after the city where they fucked and conceived the child. Brooklyn always cracks me up. Why not Bangkok Beckham or Melaka Smith?

wrong lah..she gave me a german name lah. start with M

 

[oliverlee]

wrong lah..she gave me a german name lah. start with M

hahaha matthaus? Or matyoyo?

 

[ginfreely]

i think she quite terok as a young woman last time, must be a party party person. hahaha...but whatever, she happy can liao

Did your Cantonese chicken mother 带球结婚？

 

[ginfreely]

Did your Cantonese chicken mother 带球结婚？

No answer means 100% open leg big big Cantonese woman shot gun