中秋节快乐

[Nanodick]

 

[Nanodick]

do u believe this silly story? stupid folktale lor....which dumbfuck came up with this scam story?

Once upon a time in ancient China, ten suns hung in the sky. The heat of the suns caused a drought and the harvest began to shrivel up. The emperor of China asked his master archer, Hou Yi, to shoot down all but one of the ten suns. Hou Yi climbed to the top of Kunlun Mountain, shooting down nine suns. The grateful emperor presented him with a pill that would grant him immortality. However, Hou Yi had a beautiful wife, Chang’e, and he did not wish to become immortal without her. After Hou Yi was acclaimed as a hero, he stashed away the pill in a secret place. Feng Meng, a student of Hou Yi’s, discovered the existence of the pill. One day, when Hou Yi was away, Feng Meng tried to force Chang’e to give him the pill. Instead, Chang’e swallowed the pill herself, and she flew up into the moon and became immortal. Missing his beloved wife, Hou Yi burned incense and food offerings, and the practice spread throughout China. It is said that during the Mid-Autumn Festival, Chang’e and Hou Yi are reunited—which is why Mid-Autumn Festival is also an important day for families to come together.

 

[nightsafari]

do u believe this silly story? stupid folktale lor....which dumbfuck came up with this scam story?

Once upon a time in ancient China, ten suns hung in the sky. The heat of the suns caused a drought and the harvest began to shrivel up. The emperor of China asked his master archer, Hou Yi, to shoot down all but one of the ten suns. Hou Yi climbed to the top of Kunlun Mountain, shooting down nine suns. The grateful emperor presented him with a pill that would grant him immortality. However, Hou Yi had a beautiful wife, Chang’e, and he did not wish to become immortal without her. After Hou Yi was acclaimed as a hero, he stashed away the pill in a secret place. Feng Meng, a student of Hou Yi’s, discovered the existence of the pill. One day, when Hou Yi was away, Feng Meng tried to force Chang’e to give him the pill. Instead, Chang’e swallowed the pill herself, and she flew up into the moon and became immortal. Missing his beloved wife, Hou Yi burned incense and food offerings, and the practice spread throughout China. It is said that during the Mid-Autumn Festival, Chang’e and Hou Yi are reunited—which is why Mid-Autumn Festival is also an important day for families to come together.

it's not true, but it's kinda sweet.

 

[Nanodick]

it's not true, but it's kinda sweet.

it's damn stupid too. simi lanjiao 10suns. if true, everyone already died still got mid autumn to celebrate ah?

 

[Chase]

Happy mid autumn, hope everyone free of worries

星空​

 

[nightsafari]

it's damn stupid too. simi lanjiao 10suns. if true, everyone already died still got mid autumn to celebrate ah?

like most fairytales and religions, take the good parts and leave the bad.

The rest is just lessons for dumbasses who maybe can't, but probably won't think for themselves.

 

[red amoeba]

If you cannot sexplain something you invent stories to explain. Just like how they tell you about our reserves.