[Sg] - "How to stop my old mother from giving tithe offerings to church?"

[SBFNews]

The seats are very limited:

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No leh.

Boss says :

God is almighty and there are no limits for him.

 

[Cottonmouth]

I will exorcise jesus from her pussy with a flog, send her to me now!

 

[sweetiepie]

The seats are very limited:

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KNN that means pastor Prince anyhow pang pui yet no member beaten him to puppy infront of the huge crowd KNN

 

[syed putra]

The mum is old and scared of the next life. Hence the contribution.
many malays as they get older, they become more religious,

 

[laksaboy]

Reminder that tithes and offerings are two different things.

Tithe = service charge of 10%, deducted every month.

Offering = service tip, no limit, give as much as you want, similar concept to temples' 香油钱

Believers are strongly encouraged to give both. Of course, nothing is forced upon you. But expect much cajoling and emotional blackmail.

 

[NanoRay]

KNN that means pastor Prince anyhow pang pui yet no member beaten him to puppy infront of the huge crowd KNN

No sane pastor will tell the flock seats are limited. Otherwise, the existing flock will put tissue paper and chope the seats, and they will not spread the good news to bring in more sheep. Then when COE goes up, who is going to pay for the new car of the pastor ?

 

[no_faith]

I saw title i thought her old mother giving her tits as offering to church?
Still worth?

 

[SBFNews]

I saw title i thought her old mother giving her tits as offering to church?
Still worth?

You are even more comical than my sifu @glockman

 

[sweetiepie]

Reminder that tithes and offerings are two different things.

Tithe = service charge of 10%, deducted every month.

Offering = service tip, no limit, give as much as you want, similar concept to temples' 香油钱

Believers are strongly encouraged to give both. Of course, nothing is forced upon you. But expect much cajoling and emotional blackmail.

My uncle observed that everyone is verlee secretive when giving the offerings
They pass 1 velvet bag with metal holder from 1 corner and pass from 1 to next while the Chua ji is like folded secretlee that My uncle has never successfullee attempted to peek how much they offering KNN

 

[SBFNews]

My uncle observed that everyone is verlee secretive when giving the offerings
They pass 1 velvet bag with metal holder from 1 corner and pass from 1 to next while the Chua ji is like folded secretlee that My uncle has never successfullee attempted to peek how much they offering KNN

Last time young I go church I tempted to put my hand in and take some out and keep

 

[sweetiepie]

Last time young I go church I tempted to put my hand in and take some out and keep

That's worse than shoplifting
My uncle onlee follow thru the secret activity by acting to put Chua ji in and quicklee pass it to next KNN

 

[SBFNews]

That's worse than shoplifting
My uncle onlee follow thru the secret activity by acting to put Chua ji in and quicklee pass it to next KNN

Never lah. I chickened out cos my sifu the Pastor @glockman says God will make my hand rot with maggots crawling out

 

[NanoRay]

KNN that means pastor Prince anyhow pang pui yet no member beaten him to puppy infront of the huge crowd KNN

If your uncle goes up to the pulpit and quote this verse, it's your uncle who will be beaten "to puppy" by the pastors and deacons. 斷人衣食猶如殺人父母!

 

[sweetiepie]

If your uncle goes up to the pulpit and quote this verse, it's your uncle who will be beaten "to puppy" by the pastors and deacons. 斷人衣食猶如殺人父母!

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In this case means simi poon si lu gong
Lu = pastor

 

[rushifa666]

Reminder that tithes and offerings are two different things.

Tithe = service charge of 10%, deducted every month.

Offering = service tip, no limit, give as much as you want, similar concept to temples' 香油钱

Believers are strongly encouraged to give both. Of course, nothing is forced upon you. But expect much cajoling and emotional blackmail.

Uncle younare backdated. Now its 20%

 

[laksaboy]

Uncle younare backdated. Now its 20%

Technically it should be 10%. Of course, if your celebrity pastor wants a commission bonus, so be it. Remember, God loves a cheerful giver. Give more, get blessed more.

 

[NanoRay]

In this case means simi poon si lu gong
Lu = pastor

Take your tithes first lah, but no guarantee you will enter Heaven lor.

 

[tobelightlight]

The mum is old and scared of the next life. Hence the contribution.
many malays as they get older, they become more religious,

Oh yeah, then i will delete my pun on the last post here.

If you live a very wholesome life, you dun need to worry about the afterlife at all.

 

[rushifa666]

Technically it should be 10%. Of course, if your celebrity pastor wants a commission bonus, so be it. Remember, God loves a cheerful giver. Give more, get blessed more.

Religious trash are under the protection of the law. Spf scared to touch them. Do like movie. A newspaper and a knife. There is no law so this is the onky thing anyjne can do