I Lied To My Boyfriend About Being A Virgin

[steffychun]

Bang her hard as a punishment.

 

[glockman]

You forgot the word "PUI"

 

[SBFNews]

So mild. It should be this.

 

[glockman]

So mild. It should be this.

OK you win!

 

[Cottonmouth]

Then it's concrete evidence that she is still a virgin.

Anyone who casts imputations on such a virgin must produce their NRIC to back up their accusations or they are sons of a chicken mother.

Concrete evidence is legs open wide, all of us stand in front and inspect her cheebye closely with a torch light and magnifying glass each.

 

[NanoRay]

You forgot the word "PUI"

Pui!

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

Heng har, living a women-free life no need to deal with such crap.

bf so stoopig ?
fuckiing virgin is so different n got blood some more

 

[blackmondy]

bf so stoopig ?
fuckiing virgin is so different n got blood some more

 

[BTSS]

@ginfreely THE FAKE VIRGIN

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Just date/fuck a divorcee or single mother, this removes all the guesswork. Or you can ask her "Are you a virgin?" and see her response.

Sounds like the perfect ice breaker. U should start with that during a funeral.