This church claims to be the only true church and you'll roast in hell if you don't join them

Burning in hell is a not a matter to begin with, if you receive Christ.

You be walking on earth boldly, having all the best on earth. No evil shall ever happen to you.
 
Most abrahamic religion say the same thing.

The use threat of hell. I prefer the incentive of 72 virgins. My only problem is they need to specify clearly the age limit of the virgins.

If I have to choose between a 72-year old virgin and a 27-year old slut, I think I will be tempted to choose the latter.

As for you, @syed putra , you should also make sure that the 72 virgins are Chinese.
 
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If you were dead what difference does heaven or hell do? Anyone who as been there and back care to share?
 
Burning in hell is a not a matter to begin with, if you receive Christ.

You be walking on earth boldly, having all the best on earth. No evil shall ever happen to you.
Having the best on earth? So that means all Christians will be wealthy, have all the best opportunities, live in the best homes, best job, best family, best sex, everything bestest!:biggrin:

No evil? You mean to say that no Christians will ever be murdered, ran over by a truck, robbed, cheated on, and so on? Wow!

But wait, we know that's all not true, right? And if a Christian is poor, or is killed, I know you'll say it happened because it's all part of God's plan and God works in mysterious ways.:roflmao:
 
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Having the best on earth? So that means all Christians will be wealthy, have all the best opportunities, live in the best homes, best job, best family, best sex, everything bestest!:biggrin:

No evil? You mean to say that no Christians will ever be murdered, ran over by a truck, robbed, cheated on, and so on? Wow!

But wait, we know that's all not true, right? And if a Christian is poor, or is killed, I know you'll say it happened because it's all part of God's plan and God works in mysterious ways.:roflmao:
If you think that the best possible outcome is always have the best of all material outcome. I am afraid that you be in for a rude shock. In this world there's tribulation but Jesus has over come the world.

I am sure that if you throw me into the deepest end of earth, I come back alive and even much better.

You see hell is not for me, who is the most privilege group of people you can find. We see heaven and we act upon it.
 
If you think that the best possible outcome is always have the best of all material outcome. I am afraid that you be in for a rude shock. In this world there's tribulation but Jesus has over come the world.

I am sure that if you throw me into the deepest end of earth, I come back alive and even much better.

You see hell is not for me, who is the most privilege group of people you can find. We see heaven and we act upon it.
Can't really comprehend the gibberish you wrote, sorry. But you do sound like a typical christian fundamentalist, with his head in the clouds.

Can you help me out by explaining what you meant by "having all the best on earth"?
 
Having the best on earth? So that means all Christians will be wealthy, have all the best opportunities, live in the best homes, best job, best family, best sex, everything bestest!:biggrin:

No evil? You mean to say that no Christians will ever be murdered, ran over by a truck, robbed, cheated on, and so on? Wow!

But wait, we know that's all not true, right? And if a Christian is poor, or is killed, I know you'll say it happened because it's all part of God's plan and God works in mysterious ways.:roflmao:

Stop listening to all those prosperity gospel nonsense. Christian life is not a bed of roses and blessings only. Look at the early apostles in Acts.
 
The use threat of hell. I prefer the incentive of 72 virgins. My only problem is they need to specify clearly the age limit of the virgins.

If I have to choose between a 72-year old virgin and a 27-year old slut, I think I will be tempted to choose the latter.

As for you, @syed putra , you should also make sure that the 72 virgins are Chinese.
I think you are mistaken.
Those virgins remain virgins till perpetuity. You can see but cannot touch. Its the worst punishmrnt ever,.
 
Stop listening to all those prosperity gospel nonsense. Christian life is not a bed of roses and blessings only. Look at the early apostles in Acts.
Whose life is a bed of roses?
 
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