Weird ad about vagina

micromachine

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"Facing looseness in the vagina? Book private consultation with our female consultants." -Orchard Clinic
 
Maybe the problem lies with a small lan jiao......
 
Cottonmouth... Gin's Batu cave is so loose and wide and it's beyond redemption apart from stitching it back?
 
Maybe the problem lies with a small lan jiao......

No lah, the CBs of those ladies have been overstretched by age, overuse and childbirth. Is there a lanjiao that's bigger than a baby's head? :cool:

And that is why aesthetic clinics offering vaginal rejuvenation treatments are making a fortune. Because Kegels do not work. :wink:
 
Women have 2 holes no ? Like parachute ? Time to use the reserve hole.
 
Woman can try please her man with table top surface penis massage.... save troublesome blowjob to fix erection problem...
 
Woman can try please her man with table top surface penis massage.... save troublesome blowjob to fix erection problem...
A FUCKING EUNUCH LIKE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR ASS FUCKED AND ALSO USE YOUR MOUTH TO SUCK. YOU CAN TAKE ON 2 MEN SIMULTANEOUSLY.
:FU: :FU: :FU: :poop: :poop: :poop: :FU: :FU: :FU:
 
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