PRC Pickpocket Gang on Prowl in Chinatown, Poodles Say Just Be Careful Woh!

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Operate in shifts some more! Many elderly kena liao. Sure looks like the Old Fart is beri happy that Peesai has been turned into another of those crime-infested PRC cities! And the poodles are only interested in fixing the Oppos. Wake up, 66% GOONDUS!

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If the reporter have time to take the photo in action, i'm sure they will have time to apprehend the pickpockets right? :confused::confused::confused:
 
If the reporter have time to take the photo in action, i'm sure they will have time to apprehend the pickpockets right? :confused::confused::confused:

They probably gave in to temptation and negotiated a deal at a nearby hotel.
 
If they did that what would the police have to do :confused:

Still donch believe that Yellow's entire poodle force has been relegated to being the Familee's watchdog on CSJ and co. & NOTHING ELSE?
 
Still donch believe that Yellow's entire poodle force has been relegated to being the Familee's watchdog on CSJ and co. & NOTHING ELSE?

I find that hard to believe :eek:

Don't they still go after speedsters, litter bugs, illegal parking,..., the fine-able offences which bring in profits to the gov't. :confused:
 
want TO STOP CRIME IN THIS SHITHOLE IS VERY EASY

END ALL JAILABLE OFFENCES AND REPLACE WITH BIG, BIG FINES

$100,000 PER LOANSHARKING OFFENCE

$10,000 PER POCKET PICKED

$10,000,000 PER MURDER


PERFORMANCE BONUSES FOR POODLES: ANY MONEY YOU BRING IN WILL BE CONSIDERED REVENUE. YOU GET PAID BASED ON COMMISSION.

CONFIRM THE FUCKING POODLES WILL GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND START ARRESTING CRIMINALS AGAIN.


I find that hard to believe :eek:

Don't they still go after speedsters, litter bugs, illegal parking,..., the fine-able offences which bring in profits to the gov't. :confused:
 
PERFORMANCE BONUSES FOR POODLES: ANY MONEY YOU BRING IN WILL BE CONSIDERED REVENUE. YOU GET PAID BASED ON COMMISSION

This is after all Spore Inc.

Even the police have to be profitable or face down sizing right :rolleyes:
 
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