eric toh says "his balls almost fly out". haaaaa

[kaninabuchaojibye]

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

 

[zhihau]

Hello...

this is the amusement park feature in the lift, can only be activated after using the lift for 69 times repeatedly after 69 days with a special combo hit on the lift buttons in exactly 6.9 s.

congratulations, you’re a winner.


but wait, the lift supposed to stop at 6.9 floor... are you overweight?

 

[millim6868]

Alsmak , lift slready like this don expect flat to last 99 yrs , too expensive for pigeons hole.

 

[laksaboy]

Check the brand of the lift? Sigma brand or some crappy Tiong brand? Do daft Sinkie peasants even know or care?

That's how much the PAP regime thinks your life and safety is worth. Sad!

Level 28... I'm guessing it's a newer flat. So it's probably not a reliable Fujitec.

 

[JohnTan]

WTF!? Lift drop again! Scary heng never die! From level 28 Balls almost fly out. Emergency Brake kick in Jam and stop in between Level 5 and 6 before hit ground floor! Right away call and report!

 

[kryonlight]

Why didn't JohnTan say "Peasant must thank PAP the emergency brake managed to be activated. Don't be an ingrate!" ?

 

[JohnTan]

Why didn't JohnTan say "Peasant must thank PAP the emergency brake managed to be activated. Don't be an ingrate!" ?

If SDP was managing the TC, that sinkie would have been killed by the faulty lift already. Be grateful.

 

[SalahParking]

aiya..wasted

 

[Loofydralb]

Who did Eric Toh vote for?

 

[glockman]

Hello...

this is the amusement park feature in the lift, can only be activated after using the lift for 69 times repeatedly after 69 days with a special combo hit on the lift buttons in exactly 6.9 s.

congratulations, you’re a winner.


but wait, the lift supposed to stop at 6.9 floor... are you overweight?

For a while there, I thought I was reading a post by @eatshitndie

 

[Confuseous]

If SDP was managing the TC, that sinkie would have been killed by the faulty lift already. Be grateful.

Not necessarily true lah. HIs bolls just re-located to another floor only lah.

 

[zhihau]

For a while there, I thought I was reading a post by @eatshitndie

I didn’t want to add Tantric sex is the best! Even a sudden drop from 28th level to the 5th don’t even come close to that orgasmic feelings when one practices tantric sex. So I left that out.

 

[Semaj2357]

Not necessarily true lah. HIs bolls just re-located to another floor only lah.

hanor, those wrinkled one-hung-low brudders are tenacious hangers-on - only detached for a little while but like faithful yo-yo's, both will return to nest in the roost and eventually come together, as one!