WARNING : $10k Fine and/or 6 months Jail if you Sit/Stand less than 1 metre from each other

[myfoot123]

Should the barber stand 1 meter away while cutting my hair now? My hair is getting long and flowy. Should I go for a haircut now?

 

[SBFNews]

Should the barber stand 1 meter away while cutting my hair now? My hair is getting long and flowy. Should I go for a haircut now?
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Barber wear mask, patron wear mask. Problem solved.

 

[myfoot123]

Barber wear mask, patron wear mask. Problem solved.

But LHL advised us not to wear mask and so is Sam Leong.

 

[SBFNews]

But LHL advised us not to wear mask and so is Sam Leong.

Then better don't cut hair lor

 

[Narong Wongwan]

good question!

Inside MRT? Buses?

 

[myfoot123]

Inside MRT? Buses?

I was fantasizing about MRT breaking down and the built up of crowd in the station - to expose PAP policies weakness...lol

 

[bushtucker]

Which authority will be assigned to catch ppl who flout the rule?

SPF? Hardly see them around.
NEA? Too busy looking for litter bugs and smokers.
MOH? All fighting fire at hospitals.

 

[SBFNews]

Which authority will be assigned to catch ppl who flout the rule?

SPF? Hardly see them around.
NEA? Too busy looking for litter bugs and smokers.
MOH? All fighting fire at hospitals.

PA and RC dogs like John Tan!

 

[whoami]

Just impose curfew lah! Damn it...

 

[50000]

we were doing fine until the stupid strawberry students came back from overseas. should have put the home detention device on their ankles

 

[SBFNews]

we were doing fine until the stupid strawberry students came back from overseas. should have put the home detention device on their ankles

They should have just gazetted a few hotels and put all these returnees inside with Certis guarding the entrances since Day 1. Unfortunately, despite their so called talent and multimillionaires salaries, they didn't thought of it. Negligence.

 

[zhihau]

I am thankful for this new law. Now, i can eat in peace and buy 4D Toto without having to smell those body odour! Love this new rule!

Altogether now!!! HUAT AH!!!

 

[SBFNews]

Kopitiam kopikia just told me never comply with social distancing will kana fine $300. Sure long q to dabao everywhere today. Got enforcement ok. Don't play play

 

[tanwahtiu]

Sex. Only dogstyle face away from each other.

 

[Leongsam]

Sex. Only dogstyle face away from each other.

How about spooning? I gave it a go and it is possible to maintain 1 metre throughout the whole process.

Can it be added to the list of approved positions?

 

[Sideswipe]

it's all unnecessary. there is any local case which someone apparently unknowingly gets infected in the malls, toilets or mrts ? they are all close contacts cases. if the authorities can't trace a case to a source, they must have missed out on something, that's probably it.