Google Maps tells drivers To Drive Off Cliffs/mountains

[chittychitty]

A glitch in Google Maps' navigation feature has been instructing thousands of conservative users to drive off a cliff and die, sources confirmed Wednesday. Google apologized for the inconvenience and says it is looking into the "innocent error."

"For unknown reasons, our Maps app is telling conservative users to drive off the nearest cliff," said a Google rep. "It's really strange. We've not seen anything like this before."

According to Google, the tech company gathers information on everyone who uses their apps. It builds a profile and labels you based on your religion, preferences, entertainment choices, location, race, gender, and political persuasion. Then, if you're a conservative, the Google Maps app will tell you to find a precipice or sheer rock face nearby and just barrel right off it.

At publishing time, Maps programmers had discovered a similar bug that instructed liberal users to ram into the nearest conservative driver's vehicle and run them off the road.

More at https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-navigation-glitch-instructs-conservatives-to-drive-off-cliff

 

[Semaj2357]

"For unknown reasons, our Maps app is telling conservative users to drive off the nearest cliff," said a Google rep. "It's really strange. We've not seen anything like this before."

nothing strange about this, as red Indians used some version of the stars and wind direction for navigation in the old days.
and guess what did the apache say when his dog went over the cliff - doggone!

 

[syed putra]

5his happens when there us a road at tge top of the cliff, and another road at the bottom. Software annit tell there is a cliff.
Maps apps also get confused when we go on a viaduct thinking we are still on the ground.

 

[Valium]

There's one red patch where Nusa Duta is. Know why?

 

[Tony Tan]

Use Huawei Map!

Fuck Google!

 

[Semaj2357]

There's one red patch where Nusa Duta is. Know why?

to denote "awas" - and same reason as in the little red dot, similar to the one on letchumi's forehead

 

[laksaboy]

Use Huawei Map!

Fuck Google!

Your so-called 'Huawei Maps' should be more accurately called Yandex Maps. Thank Mother Russia, for the Chicoms can produce nothing on their own.

https://yandex.com/maps/

Fun tip: Zoom in to Sinkieland... 'Bukit Timan Road'.

 

[Valium]

to denote "awas" - and same reason as in the little red dot, similar to the one on letchumi's forehead

I thought that was the red light district where the whores roam pantyless.

 

[Semaj2357]

I thought that was the red light district where the whores roam pantyless.

yes, that too - red lanterns and firecrackers during full moon when the skies are not cloudy all day

 

[Valium]

yes, that too - red lanterns and firecrackers during full moon when the skies are not cloudy all day

Lao Gin cheebye lai ang also dye whole district red.

 

[Semaj2357]

Lao Gin cheebye lai ang also dye whole district red.

altogether now, huat ahh!