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Chitchat A nice way to die.... take a cruise to nowhere....

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Take a 3 days cruise to nowhere... where in yr last 3 days have a wonderful time party and eat all you can on the boat...

In there you can go to hv manicure, get new hair cuts, go suana and great fuck there too.

Deplete as mush money you hv spend on your self....

Then in the night go back of the ship and jump down.... bye...

There are significant savings jump from ship there is no funeral and burial costs as your body cannot be found. As such what you spend on boat is as if the same money on funeral costs...

Nothing goes to waste....
 
Very good idea...but must choose a cruise going to the Southern Ocean where waves biggerer and water colderer.

Can tahan only 10 mins before hypothermia sets in.
 
Your body will be plastered on the propeller in small pieces.
 
Loaded spending on credit card where dont hv to pay back by yr family, bank have to write off.... free trip sponsored by banker... how good can it be...

Very good idea...but must choose a cruise going to the Southern Ocean where waves biggerer and water colderer.

Can tahan only 10 mins before hypothermia sets in.
 
Loaded spending on credit card where dont hv to pay back by yr family, bank have to write off.... free trip sponsored by banker... how good can it be...


Another option...draw out all your money and go to the ship's casino.

If got win big big...then don't have jump ship.

Can enjoy another cruise...cos the cruise casino manager will offer you a free cruise again.

If lose all...then one more reason to jump lor.
 
All cruise ships have a morgue, usually it's located near the engine room or clinic or employees' dorms.

You just need to go there and check in. :biggrin:

 
Take a 3 days cruise to nowhere... where in yr last 3 days have a wonderful time party and eat all you can on the boat...

In there you can go to hv manicure, get new hair cuts, go suana and great fuck there too.

Deplete as mush money you hv spend on your self....

Then in the night go back of the ship and jump down.... bye...

There are significant savings jump from ship there is no funeral and burial costs as your body cannot be found. As such what you spend on boat is as if the same money on funeral costs...

Nothing goes to waste....

It would be great to load ALL the Chinese onto this cruise so we can get rid of this scourge of mankind once and for all.
 
Then in the night go back of the ship and jump down.... bye...

That's a terrible idea. The cruise ship will stop and perform the search and rescue. They do 'man overboard' drills and there are cameras at the deck railings.

You're sabotaging the people who want to enjoy their cruise and delaying the navigation schedule.

If you want to kill yourself on a cruise ship, do it inside the privacy of your cabin. A simple hanging will suffice.
 
Burmhist are useless manhood need extinct, oray to ah neh cheat sit all day under banyan tree..

It would be great to load ALL the Chinese onto this cruise so we can get rid of this scourge of mankind once and for all.
 
Does this mean trump is winning in the trade dispute?
Or the drugs meant for US market were seized.
 
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