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$4,999 for this Ah Tiong blowjob machine

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The sperm collector "can simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe," according to the Alibaba listing.

Users are also able to adjust massage frequency, motion frequency and motion journey.

Beyond collecting semen, the machine can also provide "premature ejaculation desensitization training."

"The strong currents impact and rub the glans penis repeatedly in order to reduce the excitability of nerve endings so as to passivate the nerve of glans penis, sulcus coronarius, and the surface of the penis, and regulate the sex nerve center in order to minimize nerve sensitivity, improve ejaculatory threshold to treat premature ejaculation."

How romantic!

Upon purchase, your machine is under warranty for 18 months in case it malfunctions.

More at https://tinyurI.com/y4kc4yeq
 
For sperm donation center ah?

I put one row of these are back ally of Geylang collect cash, spoil all the brothel businesses how? Their henchmen coming out to axe me or what?
 
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The sperm collector "can simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe," according to the Alibaba listing.

Users are also able to adjust massage frequency, motion frequency and motion journey.

Beyond collecting semen, the machine can also provide "premature ejaculation desensitization training."

"The strong currents impact and rub the glans penis repeatedly in order to reduce the excitability of nerve endings so as to passivate the nerve of glans penis, sulcus coronarius, and the surface of the penis, and regulate the sex nerve center in order to minimize nerve sensitivity, improve ejaculatory threshold to treat premature ejaculation."

How romantic!

Upon purchase, your machine is under warranty for 18 months in case it malfunctions.

More at https://tinyurI.com/y4kc4yeq
This is a machine made by chinks for chinks. I wouldn't be interested, because my enormous deedee will probably get stuck in there.
 
Pinky Lee and husbands of Grace Fu and Josephine Teo jumping with joy liao..............no need to FARK the wall anymore........:laugh:
 
@ginfreely got one warm cheebye for you all to fuck and deposit sperm... Why need machine? Just fuck ginfreely, she's cheap and available, sometimes just need to queue.
Just like this self entitled ccb Malaysian chinese bastard bully insulting and slandering me with all kinds of filthy lies. His ccb pattern never change and will never change. Got son and daughters will also end up ccb bullies like him.
 
Just like this self entitled ccb Malaysian chinese bastard bully insulting and slandering me with all kinds of filthy lies. His ccb pattern never change and will never change. Got son and daughters will also end up ccb bullies like him.
No wonder historian said not much change in human nature over thousands of years and I can find a twin from 1200 years ago hero Yan brother.
 
Just like this self entitled ccb Malaysian chinese bastard bully insulting and slandering me with all kinds of filthy lies. His ccb pattern never change and will never change. Got son and daughters will also end up ccb bullies like him.

@Valium your mother wife daughters all cheap don’t accuse others to be like yourselves knnbccb disgusting m&d chinese son of whore.
 
@Valium your mother wife daughters all cheap don’t accuse others to be like yourselves knnbccb disgusting m&d chinese son of whore.

A virgin with annulled marriage become cheap slut whore mistress in evil and cheap ccb Malaysian Chinese son of whore mouth.
 
@ginfreely got one warm cheebye for you all to fuck and deposit sperm... Why need machine? Just fuck ginfreely, she's cheap and available, sometimes just need to queue.
One needs to be completely out of their mind to even contemplate what you suggested.
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There's a queue to fuck her in India.
Ya no thanks to ccb Malaysian chinese and filthy Indians sons of whores like you stealing my photos and slandering me slut whore mistress non stop.
 
Ya no thanks to ccb Malaysian chinese and filthy Indians sons of whores like you stealing my photos and slandering me slut whore mistress non stop.
KNN you will use this to insert into your big cb hole and ask people to fuck the smaller hole KNN
 
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