Chitchat Excerpts from PM Lee Kuan Yee’s book

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(Looks like PM Lee had a lot to thank Yong Nyuk Lin for)

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While brokering on the black market, I met Yong Nyuk Lin, a Raffles College science graduate who was working in the Overseas Assurance Corporation in China Building, in Chulia Street. Nyuk Lin and I both frequented a goldsmith’s shop in High Street run by two Hakkas, another Raffles College graduate and his elder brother. The shop was a meeting place for brokers like myself who traded in little bits of jewellery. I had been asked by Basrai Brothers, Indian stationers in Chulia Street, if I could get them stationery gum, which was in short supply –there was little left from pre-war stock. Could I perhaps make some myself?

I asked Nyuk Lin whether he could make gum. He said he could, using tapioca flour and carbolic acid. So I financed his experiments. Nyuk Lin’s method was to take a big cylindrical pot, fill it with tapioca flour, and place the pot in a big wok of boiling oil. He used palm oil, which was freely available and cheap. He kept the oil at a constant high temperature to heat the tapioca flour, which needed to be stirred all the while until it became a deep golden brown dextrine. It looked and smelt like beautiful caramel. He added water to the “caramel”, which dissolved it into mucilage or gum, and finally carbolic acid as a preservative to prevent mould from setting in. The gum was poured into empty Scotts Emulsion bottles, which I discovered were plentiful and cheap.

I marketed the gum under the name “Stikfas”, and had an attractive label designed by an artistic friend with the word in light brown brushwork against a white background. The gum turned a decent profit, and we made it in two centres. One was my home, with my mother and sister helping; the other was Nyuk Lin’s home, where he was helped by his wife and his wife’s younger sister, Kwa Geok Choo, the girl who had done better than me at Raffles College. I had seen her again when I first looked for Nyuk Lin in his flat in Tiong Bahru, riding my bicycle with its solid tyres. She was sitting on a veranda when I arrived, and when I asked where I could find him, she smiled and pointed out a staircase around the corner.

Now we were meeting under different circumstances. She was at home, at a loose end, doing domestic chores as there were no maids. Making gum was one chore that gave her pin money, and my visits to check on production led to a friendship that developed over the months.

By September 1944, we knew each other well enough for me to invite Nyuk Lin, his wife and Geok Choo (now simply Choo) to my 21st birthday dinner at a Chinese restaurant at the Great World, an amusement park. It was the first time I had asked her out. True, she was escorted by her brother-in-law, but in the Singapore of that era, if a girl accepted an invitation to a young man’s 21st birthday dinner, it was an event not without significance.

The gum-making lasted for some six to seven months until late 1944. By then, the war was going badly for the Japanese. Few merchant ships came through and trade was at a standstill; business dwindled and offices did not need gum. I discontinued gum-making, but continued to visit Choo at her Tiong Bahru home to chat and keep up the friendship.
 
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moral of the story. when two young lonely virgins of the opposite sex spend hours, if not days and weeks and months stirring and watching gluey gum or caramel boil and bubble over intense heat, love and lust will happen. guy must be fantasying of flooding gal with gluey guck while gal must be dreaming of sucking guy dry of his gluey guck. it’s all about a gal, a guy, gum, glue, and guck.
 
moral of the story. when two young lonely virgins of the opposite sex spend hours, if not days and weeks and months stirring and watching gluey gum or caramel boil and bubble over intense heat, love and lust will happen. guy must be fantasying of flooding gal with gluey guck while gal must be dreaming of sucking guy dry of his gluey guck. it’s all about a gal, a guy, gum, glue, and guck.
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: you and your nonsense...lol :D
 
moral of the story. when two young lonely virgins of the opposite sex spend hours, if not days and weeks and months stirring and watching gluey gum or caramel boil and bubble over intense heat, love and lust will happen. guy must be fantasying of flooding gal with gluey guck while gal must be dreaming of sucking guy dry of his gluey guck. it’s all about a gal, a guy, gum, glue, and guck.
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Did he foresee that his two kids will call the 3rd dishonourable son , the AGC will take legal against his grandson, and his son will complain to the law Society about his daughter in law?
 
Did he foresee that his two kids will call the 3rd dishonourable son , the AGC will take legal against his grandson, and his son will complain to the law Society about his daughter in law?

He isn't a a deity.
 
(This is what PM Lee thinks of the Singapore Special Branch. Lol!)

When I was in London in 1956 for the constitutional conference on the future of Singapore, I went back to Gordon Square to visit Mrs Jackson. She was as pleased to see me as I was to see her. But my association with the China Institute had meanwhile produced an unexpected political backlash.

Years later, I discovered old reports in files of the Singapore Special Branch claiming that Choo and I had frequented it in order to fraternise with pro-communists from China, where Mao Zedong was then heading for victory in the civil war and on 1 October 1949 proclaimed the People’s Republic. One report even said that Choo was a more radical left-winger than I was.

My confidence in Special Branch reports was badly shaken.
 
He is a jumpin standup comedian like Sam... crack a joke to masterbate himself 高兴....
You are another clown on this forum who does not know how to spell masturbate. Guess who the other is? :biggrin::barefoot:
 
U are dickhead petty over spelling mistake than look at the content.... knn..
At least you spelled dickhead correctly :biggrin: Yes I was looking at the content of your post, that's how I spotted "masterbate". :roflmao:
 
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