Serious Mt Agung ejaculated!?

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Chi Ba Boom!!! Altogether now!!! Huat ah!!!
 
Has it affected the tourists? I hope the good authorities there have enough common sense to herd the local refugees away from the tourists hotspots. Local tours could organize day tours to the refugee camps for tourists like myself to take photos for our social media.
 
News reports from Ang Moh media said that eruption imminent in the next few hours since 5 hours ago. If the Ang Mohs say that, it must be the truth. Ang Mohs are the best!
 
News reports from Ang Moh media said that eruption imminent in the next few hours since 5 hours ago. If the Ang Mohs say that, it must be the truth. Ang Mohs are the best!

imminent in volcano time...

1day is like 1week.....
 
Bali volcano update: Climbers having SEX on Agung are to blame, say locals
CLIMBERS having sex on Mount Agung angered the volcano which will lead to an eruption, superstitious locals have claimed.
By SEAN MARTIN
PUBLISHED: 14:18, Wed, Sep 27, 2017 | UPDATED: 14:23, Wed, Sep 27, 2017

Foreigners have disrespected the mountain which has angered ‘the beast’ and this is why it is about to erupt, residents living near to Mt Agung insist.

The Indonesian volcano looks set to blow as up to 400 earthquakes have hit the region over the last few days, causing 75,000 people to flee the danger zone.

While the imminent eruption is a natural phenomenon, a priest of a nearby village, Muntig, a Balinese village inside the volcano evacuation zone, says that the mountain is angry because the “bule” – white people – have been having sex and menstruating on it, according to Australia’s Fairfax Media.

Jaya, the priest of the village, said: "The climbers did that.”

No-one can predict when Agung will erupt, say the villagers but the biggest warning sign will be when the animals start fleeing.

Another local, Ketut, said: "The old people advised us the heat from the mountain will make them flee. All kinds of animals - deer, snakes, wild cows, anything.”

However, he added: "I'm not afraid. Agung is mysterious and no-one can predict his ways.”

So far, 75,000 people have been forced to flee the surrounding areas of Agung as the likelihood of it erupting grows.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/859429/Bali-volcano-latest-news-update-Climbers-SEX-on-Agung
 
The mountain must have climaxed after seeing all the white people having sex on it as the priest claimed.
 
Time to break out the chips and dips?
Heat up water for Wulung Tea (plucked by vestal virgins from slope of Alishan Mountain at break of dawn with pure hearts and souls) ?
Will drones be flying about to get the besterest shots and angles?
 
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