Chitchat right posture to poo

[eatshitndie]

the best and most natural way to shit is to lift legs, bend knees sharply, squat and shit with torso leaning forward. thus, the squatty potty was invented, and it sold us$30m eversince it debuted in shark tank. but little do they know that squat-style shitholes are prevalent in asia and old toilets in italy. chinks and italians must have been shitting shiok and smooth for past centuries while americans have to flex rectal muscles in upright sitting position to get shit going. of course, must remove pants and panties first.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Except for the Slavs, squatting is a lost art in the urban world. Squatting (with heels flat on the ground) requires flexibility and balance. If you can't squat proper, your colon is probably full of shit from 10 years ago.

 

[eatshitndie]

Except for the Slavs, squatting is a lost art in the urban world. Squatting (with heels flat on the ground) requires flexibility and balance. If you can't squat proper, your colon is probably full of shit from 10 years ago.

pols, slavs and ruskies are notorious for squatting after a night of booze. streets are so filthy in sleezy parts of town they can't sit on them, unlike brits who will just lie down showing their genitalia after getting drunk.

 

[Semaj2357]

pols, slavs and ruskies are notorious for squatting after a night of booze. streets are so filthy in sleezy parts of town they can't sit on them, unlike brits who will just lie down showing their genitalia after getting drunk.

brits call them "bits" over there, as in "a little bit of this (referring only to the gents)...and a little bit of twat"

 

[eatshitndie]

brits call them "bits" over there, as in "a little bit of this (referring only to the gents)...and a little bit of twat"

or "sprawling" on streets like this? sorry, no upskirt pics. very un-sbf-like.

 

[hotbot]

squatting like the above is a kind of good virtue since centre point kids days and then army days. with a ciggy in hand, looks so cool...haha...lmao.

 

[yellowarse]

It's been shown again and again that traditional Asian societies in which squat toilets are used have a much lower incidence of haemorrhoids compared to Western nations which use sitting toilets. It's all about the asshole anatomy.

Of course, diet and lifestyle are also contributing factors.

 

[PTADER]

chinks and italians must have been shitting shiok and smooth for past centuries while americans have to flex rectal muscles in upright sitting position to get shit going. of course, must remove pants and panties first.

You can never beat the wisdom of ancient civilisations even on issues as simple as shitting.

[video=youtube;zJXWa7Annak]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXWa7Annak[/video]

Or the Malays on how to clean your butthole after a satisfying shit. (This will be particularly useful for the LGBTIQRSTUVWXYZ crowd since they utilise their buttholes for purposes other than that which it is biologically intended for, i.e. to let shit out.)

[video=youtube;fdje95TVC2M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdje95TVC2M[/video]

 

[Semaj2357]

or "sprawling" on streets like this? sorry, no upskirt pics. very un-sbf-like.
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is ok, those twats wud probably have their knickers in a knot anyway - a sort-of tourniquet for the clit to keep them highly-strung even when inebriated :p

 

[frenchbriefs]

I saw on shark tank they invented this stool for American toilets to raise ur legs and unhinged the crimp in ur sphinter for a better shit.now on sale at Walmart.

 

[hotbot]

whoa lan eh! squatting also can politicise, you all win already...

 

[steffychun]

Did Ho Ching teach this to her children?