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Serious Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adults

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Lim Shit Say very proud to say that there are 3.3 million jobs in sinkieland. But the stats show that there are only 2.17 million working age adult sinkie citizens. According to the NTPD, the number of sinkie shitizens is 3.38 million of which 13.1% are over the age of 65 years old. There is a 4.9 ratio of working adults to each citizen at the age of 65 and above. Meaning that there is .131 X 3.38 million X 4.9 = 2.17 million working adults who are citizens. In other words, there are more jobs then working adults who are citizens. WTF, does this make any sense at all? Since only 2.17 million citizens can take a job, there is a surplus of 3.3 million - 2.17 million = 1.13 million extra jobs then sinkies can work at. Looked at in another way, there are 52% more jobs then there are working sinkies. In other words, they PAP has created jobs for 1.13 million FTs. What the fuck kind of a traitorous govt is this?

http://www.nptd.gov.sg/Portals/0/Homepage/Highlights/population-in-brief-2015.pdf

SINGAPORE: There are enough jobs in Singapore and the Government is helping industries to transform their business models to create better jobs - an assurance that came from Manpower Minister Lim Swee Say on Friday (Sep 16), following the release of employment data on Thursday that showed there were more jobseekers than vacancies.
Mr Lim said: "I want to assure Singaporeans that if you look at it from totality, there are enough jobs. Don't just look at the 49,000 job openings; in fact there are 3.3 million jobs out there in Singapore. And in fact what we are doing is, we are continuing to upgrade all the jobs.

"Just take the last 10 days, for example. We've seen the launch of two industry transformation plans, one for the F&B sector, one for the retail sector. Very soon, you are going to see another career promotion campaign for the hotel sector. In fact there are many sectors - not only do they have openings today, at the same time, they're also transforming the business model to create better jobs, better careers."

Mr Lim said the Government is also doing more to help, and it hopes to develop virtual career fairs as the main platform to match PMET (professionals, managers, executives and technicians) jobseekers with suitable jobs.
He added that such fairs are more cost-effective for employers compared to physical fairs, and can involve more employers as there are no capacity constraints.
One such virtual career fair that is being piloted by the Government will allow Singaporeans to search for jobs, attend interviews with prospective employers, as well as access career advisory services online.
Organised by the Singapore Workforce Development Agency (WDA), the Adapt and Grow Virtual Career Fair runs from Sep 7 to Sep 21. A total of 51 employers will take part in the virtual fair and are set to offer up to 500 vacancies across sectors like infocomm technology, aerospace and biomedical sciences.

Most of the openings are for PMET positions and the median salary offered is S$4,500. Meanwhile, close to 400 live chats with employers and career coaches have been lined up for jobseekers. They can also access the latest labour market information, learn how to enhance their resumes and apply for jobs online.
Employers also found the online tools useful.
Said Mr Vivilian William, director of Trinity Consulting Services: "Most of the roles require directly speaking with different stakeholders with technology or with the business stakeholders globally, mostly through emails ... Even when we do face-to-face interviews, we don't see their written communications. It is a very important thing - we've already shortlisted one person purely from the virtual chat."
Jobseeker Yeo Ying Yong said the virtual fair provides a convenient way to access resources. The 33-year-old quit his job as an applications consultant in August, and is now looking for a position in software development.

“(It is) just simply networking with employers. (I) saw some videos on dressing nicely for interviews which I think is beneficial,” said Mr Yeo. But he said he hopes that more resources could be made available, such as the mock technical tests administered by employers.
So far, about 2,000 jobseekers have registered for the virtual fair and around 1,000 applications have been put in.
Some of them also went for a physical Adapt and Grow Career Fair held on Friday at the Devan Nair Institute for Employment and Employability, where they could meet with more than 25 of the participating employers.
WDA Chief Executive Ng Cher Pong said: "WDA will continue to enhance our employment facilitation support for jobseekers and hiring employers through both online and offline platforms.
"We are developing a comprehensive suite of e-career services that will complement the range of programmes and services at our career centres. Our aim is to enable Singaporeans to plan for their careers and skills development, and to become career resilient."
PREPARING WORKERS FOR THE FUTURE
Meanwhile, the labour movement said it hopes to better prepare workers for the future by making information about the kind of jobs and their prospects more readily available.

NTUC Secretary-General Chan Chun Sing said: "The most difficult thing we have found in the labour movement is that, when each and every one of us has a job still, it is very difficult to encourage the person to say, be prepared for the day that we might be displaced. And therefore, before that day comes, we must go and upgrade ourselves and acquire the new skills.

“And in order for us to do that, in order for us to convince the workers to take this leap to embark on this training journey, he or she must have a clear idea on where are the openings available. Because nobody goes for training generally ... All of us would like to go for training if there's a certain clear job prospect.

“So we want to make the information available so that people can make informed choices. Otherwise this generic encouragement of people to do upgrading won't be very targeted and won't be very effective."

Mr Chan said such a system is already in place, but it needs to be strengthened and would require input from Government agencies like the Economic Development Board and SPRING Singapore, as they are the ones attracting investments into Singapore.

Mr Chan was speaking to reporters on the sidelines of a dialogue session on best practices in the HR industry. The issues discussed also included the importance of training and retaining talent.
 

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

We have extra 1 million jobs? I am amazed at by PAP's outstanding leadership. In most western countries, youth unemployment and underemployment rates have been high for years.
 

jw5

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

You can always rely on Zorro Toothpick to put his foot in his mouth. :biggrin:
 

JiaLiaoBi

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

Ownself talk Ownself song!
 

chootchiew

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

laughter.gif
 

johnny333

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

In the old days the PAP would tell small lies, nowadays they tell big whoppers that few believe.
 

mojito

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More jobs neans more spending, more taxes, more PRs for NS, more CPF for Temasek to gamble. What is not good you tell me? :confused:
 

greedy and cunning

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We have extra 1 million jobs? I am amazed at by PAP's outstanding leadership. In most western countries, youth unemployment and underemployment rates have been high for years.

i am equally amazed that you seriously believe a joker , a clown.

in most western countries you find them performing in circus , on TV , at road side.
 

JohnTan

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

i am equally amazed that you seriously believe a joker , a clown.

in most western countries you find them performing in circus , on TV , at road side.

What's wrong with Zorro Lim's credibility? He recently captured around 2/3 of the valid votes in his GRC, an excellent election result by western standards. Merkel and Hollande would suck his cock to learn how he did it. I don't think either of them will last a re-election despite their international standing.
 

ckmpd

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

In the old days the PAP would tell small lies, nowadays they tell big whoppers that few believe.

PAP believe in their own lies.

Shanmugam has now chickened out and said that the EP changes are not meant targeted at anyone. another blatant pap lie. Sham must have received an urgent call from LHL to clarify what he said abt TCB the day before
 

eatshitndie

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many jaga jobs are not filled. my employer had to recruit me at a kopitiam. best for hr to go around kopitiams across the cuntry to look for uncles who are shaking their legs in broad daylight.
 

ckmpd

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

many jaga jobs are not filled. my employer had to recruit me at a kopitiam. best for hr to go around kopitiams across the cuntry to look for uncles who are shaking their legs in broad daylight.

yes, hawker table cleaner and condo cleaner jobs are plenty.

it is a pity that SG has too many diploma and degree graduates who cant find jobs
 

kezgtree

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....what do you expect from a split tongue...69.9% vote for them and this is what they get...serve them right...huat Aah..pappy
 

chootchiew

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

many jaga jobs are not filled. my employer had to recruit me at a kopitiam. best for hr to go around kopitiams across the cuntry to look for uncles who are shaking their legs in broad daylight.

Yes but exclude those found with hands behind.
 

melzp

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The PAP model/experts need to be exported to the world.

WORK TILL U DIE.
 

jw5

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

Yes but exclude those found with hands behind.

Only those who walk around with hands behind. Those who stand or sit with hands behind should be ok. :biggrin:
 

frenchbriefs

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

I believe the other 1.4 million jobs are occupied by fts,currently 2.1 million sinkies are employed.from gov labour statistics website.this toothpick theif has no clue whats he talking about.1 million jobs sitting around my ass.
 

eatshitndie

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Re: Lim Shit Say: Sinkieland got 3.3 million jobs. But we only have 2.17 million adul

yes, hawker table cleaner and condo cleaner jobs are plenty.

it is a pity that SG has too many diploma and degree graduates who cant find jobs

road and estate sweeping jobs are plenty too. without an army of them doing their work 1st thing at dawn, sg can be quite filthy.
 
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