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Chitchat LATEST UPDATE - All banks in Sg will need to .......................

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employ a bangala worker who will be armed with a lighter

to guard the bank following the latest heist at Holland V Standchart

All the Cisco guards will be redeployed to be LTA wardens

All the banks contacted welcome this new move as it will save them

lotsa $$$
 
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employ a bangala worker who will be armed with a lighter

to guard the bank following the latest heist at Holland V Standchart

All the Cisco guards will be redeployed to be LTA wardens

All the banks contacted welcome this new move as it will save them

lotsa $$$

Bangla no do...the are the terrorists flavour of the moment.....just employ one of those police cut outs you see everywhere...
 
employ a bangala worker who will be armed with a lighter

This is all they need... a one off capital outlay and a bit of maintenance on a quarterly basis.

 
Those days when babu Singh guarded banks and pawnshops with their long rifles, never one if its not working condition, it scare the hell out of any person thinking of robbing these shops.

Those authentic ones have their Guni-sack-strings bed next to them.
 
This is all they need... a one off capital outlay and a bit of maintenance on a quarterly basis.





all the hands passing through the counter to exchange forms and take money will be chopped off
 
like that wheres the customer service?? at least must have some bandages standby to wrap the amputated limbs lah

on the positive side, the would be robber is depositing a body part as collateral for early withdrawal.
 
on the positive side, the would be robber is depositing a body part as collateral for early withdrawal.

actually can use bullet proof glass, nowadays made by tiongs quite cheap but may have hairline cracks nothing to worry about :D
 
actually can use bullet proof glass, nowadays made by tiongs quite cheap but may have hairline cracks nothing to worry about :D

there's a video of a tiong thief who broke the so called made in china bullet proof glass to get out after he was locked in.
 
there's a video of a tiong thief who broke the so called made in china bullet proof glass to get out after he was locked in.

thats normal tiong standard, only guarantee bullet proof but no guarantee break with hammer proof :D
 
Good idea.
When anyone show a paper to counter.
Bangla just use lighter n burn it.
 
Hope yours get chopped off.

That's very unlikely because I have not stepped into a banking hall in the last 5 years. There is no need to anymore.
 
Those days when babu Singh guarded banks and pawnshops with their long rifles, never one if its not working condition, it scare the hell out of any person thinking of robbing these shops.

Those authentic ones have their Guni-sack-strings bed next to them.

The Bayi sathki with a shotgun ; psychologically compare to a old lok kok CISCO encik or a scrawny young jiuhu kia. The menacing looking bearded Sikh with a shotgun is not one to be play with . The other not to be fool with will be a kukri wielding Gorkha.
 
The Bayi sathki with a shotgun ; psychologically compare to a old lok kok CISCO encik or a scrawny young jiuhu kia. The menacing looking bearded Sikh with a shotgun is not one to be play with . The other not to be fool with will be a kukri wielding Gorkha.

Yeah!..the bearded sikh with the other 'shotgun' of his...must beware, when bending down to pick up the misplaced bar of soap....ha ha ha
 
employ a bangala worker who will be armed with a lighter

to guard the bank following the latest heist at Holland V Standchart

All the Cisco guards will be redeployed to be LTA wardens

All the banks contacted welcome this new move as it will save them

lotsa $$$

employ bank tellers who are brave enough to throw a note into the dustbin. :D
 
It is pure madness to pay the CEO and all the senior staff sky high salaries for sitting in the ivory tower and then tried to save pennies by doing away with armed guard at their local branch which surely would put the customers and junior counter staff at risk of serious injuries or even death during any armed robbery.

It was just fortunate that the ang moh scumbag did not cause hurt to anyone at the branch during the robbery. What if he had a gun or a knife and there was no armed guard to eliminate him?

This robbery also showed the SCB did not put their counter staff through any kind of security drill. A note shown and the ang moh scumbag was given money? It looks like a joke.
 
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