what makes a guy irresistible (according to sinkie gals)

[Papsmearer]

the best woman is one who wakes up early in the morning to exercise (jog to keep in shape :p) and juice a blend of vege and fruit for her man while he is still snoring.

I like to have lontong in bed with the fried telor. Got any woman will go out and tarpow for me?

 

[Papsmearer]

good evening sister. glad you're back at work and sifting through the forum, but i'm sure your weekend was irresistibly enjoyable and shiok. :p

decisive, courageous and strong are what a chiobu mentions when she describes her ideal man. another bu, not so chio, prefers open-home, open-car, and open-wallet. after enjoying the openness, she opens her legs finally......to his best friend. true story. she's jiuhubu from penang and now lives with a new angmo beau, but imposes close-home, close-car, and close-wallet with her pussy-dominated wimpy hubby. how some desires and traits are one-way streets after the fish is caught.

Oh please, u two bapoks should go and get a hotel room.

 

[Papsmearer]

Why get a girlfriend and get married?

Contract girlfriends are the best. As per agreement between me and them :

Pros :

Does not poke her nose into your life.

You get privacy.

No squabbles.

You are free to flirt and can have as many as u want.

Activate her whenever u like.

Way cheaper than maintaining a mistress.

I pay her $1000 per month. There is no market price. It's between u and her. $500 if u are stingy.

Thais are the best. They can know what illegal trades i'm in and yet they cannot blackmail me and my peers. All other nationalities cannot be trusted, especially Tiongs.

Cons : NONE

Maintaining a mistress is too boring. Its the same like having a wife, you are just doing one pussy. Better to go to Orchard Towers or Geylang whenever you are horny and get a new one all the time.

 

[452SAR]

Maintaining a mistress is too boring. Its the same like having a wife, you are just doing one pussy. Better to go to Orchard Towers or Geylang whenever you are horny and get a new one all the time.

No bro, having a mistress is like owning a car. Some will prefer to owning one than taking taxi.

 

[yinyang]

...having a mistress is like owning a car. Some will prefer to owning one than taking taxi.

High entry fee ie COE, and good only for 10 years run. No PARF to speak of, as amortised by then.
Leasing may have it's own merits:p

...most women want men to be their slaves or toys, depending on their mood..

Heard of toyboy?

.. small lancheow with big bank account is also acceptable to charbos

Money speaks volumes, overcomes (physical) shortcomings?

 

[452SAR]

having a mistress is like owning a car. Some will prefer to owning one than taking taxi.

High entry fee ie COE, and good only for 10 years run. No PARF to speak of, as amortised by then.
Leasing may have it's own merits:p

but sg girls love sex in expensive cars.

 

[rurouni]

Heard of toyboy?

Yes! :o

[video=youtube;l2vFZ3sdwjk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2vFZ3sdwjk[/video]

 

[Nelson_Tan]

you no wrongs.

I always thought a big lancheow was the deciding factor. U mean I have been wrong all these years?

 

[Claire]

good evening sister. glad you're back at work and sifting through the forum, but i'm sure your weekend was irresistibly enjoyable and shiok. :p

decisive, courageous and strong are what a chiobu mentions when she describes her ideal man. another bu, not so chio, prefers open-home, open-car, and open-wallet. after enjoying the openness, she opens her legs finally......to his best friend. true story. she's jiuhubu from penang and now lives with a new angmo beau, but imposes close-home, close-car, and close-wallet with her pussy-dominated wimpy hubby. how some desires and traits are one-way streets after the fish is caught.

Good evening Eat. I do not need his money. But if he wants to add my name to the property that he is purchasing, I am happy to accept.

 

[Claire]

We all wish we could get inside a woman's head.

All I want is to rest my head between Claire's chichis.

You two need a head examination. Well have a nice day

 

[Wunderfool]

What about the clique " tall, dark and handsome "?

Or broad chest and tight bum?

 

[yinyang]

You two need a head examination. Well have a nice day

Extend examination to their nether regions :o:p Oops, excuse my dig

...having a mistress is like owning a car. Some will prefer to owning one than taking taxi.

Car pooling maybe cost effective?

 

[jw5]

What about the clique " tall, dark and handsome "?

Or broad chest and tight bum?

It's cliche, not clique.

 

[Raider]

It's cliche, not clique.

it could be a clique of men too. lol

 

[Papsmearer]

Based on responses, it seems that most women want men to be their slaves or toys, depending on their mood.
So please don't be deceived on your "journey to find companionship and love".

Who gives a shit about a woman's mood? Just slap their face back and forth with your lancheow and shout "Wake up your idea", and they will come back down to earth and know their place.

 

[tonychat]

Pussy is Soooo overrated..

 

[rurouni]

Just slap their face back and forth with your lancheow and shout "Wake up your idea", and they will come back down to earth and know their place.

I would agree if the average Sinkie woman were similar to the average Japanese woman.

[video=youtube;ZGlwL0bxdJg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGlwL0bxdJg[/video]
:o
Above: Nearly 21 years old in early 1990.
Below: Nearly 45 years old in late 2013.
:o
[video=youtube;1Lsk46RtttM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lsk46RtttM[/video]

Unfortunately for Sinkie men, most (and I'm tempted to say all) Sinkie women are feminists (caused by their feminist mothers, "mangina" fathers and, of course, the PAP government), so slapping is not enough; in fact, it might even provoke them to call the police!
Hence, I would rather stay away from all women as much as possible, including my own mother and sisters, who even called the police to arrest me several years ago after a heated quarrel, even though I did not even touch them! :(

 

[tictactoe]

You two need a head examination. Well have a nice day

Good evening You could do that for them with your cockhead.

 

[eatshitndie]

Good evening Eat. I do not need his money. But if he wants to add my name to the property that he is purchasing, I am happy to accept.

there you go sister. for you, there's no need for open-wallet, but joint-title will be a bonus.

 

[Ranjiao]

Dafug is thisnthread about?