Evening John. I hope you have had a beautiful Sunday with your wife.
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Condom
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Hi Jah, it is rude that you are using that word “nigger” indiscriminately. Perhaps I should just ignore you in future.
Thank you Froggy
Aren’t you and Mr Leong steering the same boat? A case of pot calling the kettle black?Anyway, have a nice evening.
Hello Curry, I don’t think I am ready for motherhood. Marriage is fine but motherhood is a totally new dimension. Thanks for the suggestion anyway.
Hello Zhi, I believe you spoken about this before. Any examples? I am too lazy to search the net for it. It does sound a little "hindu" type of stuff.
If you're so sure, then you should not:
But if you have even a little bit of fear, then you cannot possibly be so sure (i.e. 100% sure).
Hello Ru
Thanks for spotting my contradiction. Perhaps instead of “I were”, I should have used “I was”. That should resolve the contradiction that you have pointed out
good evening sister. too much time together will be your condom. i'm sure you've often heard of the phrase "familiarity breeds contempt." be glad that he's kuci-kuci'ing you as he finds you equally irresistible. men are generally physical animals first and mentally second, and we need to relieve our tensions and desires the sensual and sexual way (just like some hot-blooded women). the moment he stops the kuci-kuci, you'll need to iku iku what's wrong with him or whether someone else is relieving him of all his kuci-kuci qi. there will never be such a drug off the shelf to stop him from getting into panties or straying. either impotency through the aging process or the squealing and threatening motor-mouth of the female partner will turn an otherwise performing phallus pitiful with powerlessness. both require the test of time. enjoy youthful pursuits and intense kuci-kuci while both of you still have the desires in you. the moment you get pregnant and a kid is coming, the kuci-kuci will be seeking a new watering hole. it's a reality you need to prepare yourself for, and by then, the need for a "condom" between him and you vaporizes. the "condom" between him and future conquests depends elastically (no pun intended) on the same two factors mentioned earlier, with the former being temporarily redeemable via ed-drugs and the latter being an unpredictable factor based upon another party's temperament. a "silent" mistress seeking no monetary, material, and matrimonial compensation is seldom jettisoned - a perfect mistress. just remember these tried and true words.
on another note. while you can still gallop these days, be prepared that when you get older, your knees will protest and refuse to cooperate from years of pounding dirt and pavement. asians do not consume much milk since childhood to help build stronger bones. in your mid-50s you'll be aching in your knees, hips and spine from osteoporosis and the wearing out of cartilage and disk. this is a condition facing many born-in-asia patients who jog regularly for decades. brisk walking or cycling are less harmful alternatives if you pan to maintain a sporty lifestyle way into old age. take care of yourself. and say "hi" to sue.
Hello elder brother
Sue said hi as well
. She was actually in the forum in the afternoon. She whatsapped me and said you have responded to my thread. Haha However, I was with him and it was not convenient for me to be viewing this site on my mobile. Otherwise he will be thinking I am a “loose” woman.
That swine has been nice today. A perfect gentleman. It’s not that I a’int happy that he is exemplary. The more exemplary he is, my fear increases many more folds. The back of my brain is usually cynical ~ always telling me that if he is so nice to me, he can always be a 100 times nicer to other women. :(
Anyway, I guess I will walk a step at a time.
Hope you have a fabulous Sunday, elder brother
It has been a "barbarous" weekend this far
Its ten to 8 now and I am just back from my usual Sunday morning run. While my thoughts are still "virginal", “cleanse” by the run, I reckon it's a good time to pen this piece, while the swine is still in his long siesta of snores (which incidentally is audible, despite the fact that I am in the lounge now).
I woke up at half past 6 this morning, freshened up, changed, slipped out of his apartment and begin my usual "pilgrimage". I have always enjoyed a good gallop every weekend. It keeps me in a pristine and slender shape. More importantly, it amalgamates the array of my conflicting brain cells ~ synthesizing heaven and hell ~ bringing me down to planet earth, where I belong.
Why did I use the word "barbarous"? Well, I have forgiven him :( . My iku-iku couldn't resist his efficacious "ku-chi-ku-chi" kungfu moves.
But, I utterly did not expect his newly minted ku-chi-ku-chi kungfu moves, the last two nights. They had rendered me wholly helpless. It was akin to those Hong Kong martial art dramas, where the victim’s 全身穴道 became totally immobilised. There was nothing I could do, but succumbed to his oral and physical fantasies, though “pugnacious”, was unequivocally desirous for me.
During the run, I pondered∼ why is he such a "highly skilled" sage, in his delivery of pleasure?
His new ku-chi ku-chi moves had titillated and gratified my luscious body, remitting ecstatic signals of love to my heart and brain, and further synthesise the two organs and ourselves into one. In fact, it added a new dimension to the song, which I often listened to, during my teenage years ∼ Spice Girls ∼ "2 Become 1". Then, it was a teenage fantasy. Now, it has really become an authentic reality.
For those who has read till here, I say, thank you. I must also say sorry. I can't pen any further on those "barbarous" acts, which I was subjected to. Further, I am neither a salacious writer, nor do I aspire to be one. Suffice to say, it was “sinfully” pleasurable, to the extent that I fear the veracity behind Proverbs 21:17 ~ "Whoever loves pleasure will be a poor (wo)man; (s)he who loves wine and oil will not be rich".
I am not a Christian. Even if I were, I am sure the God would approve my sensual enjoyment. God is the one that "designed" my body and the associated sensorial features. I am sure pleasure, must be something that God wanted me, and all human beings, to have. If not, why make us carnal? He could have easily written a macro, batch file or a script into our brains, rendering us incapable of any sensual desires.
Well, I have digressed, as the title of this thread is, "Condom". Let's get back to this thread title before this piece becomes a mucky exposition, of which I abhor and never intended to write as such.
Condom.
First, I am not referring to that roll-able polyurethane that protects me from his potent “ammunition” of highly militant “ISIS” tadpoles.
What I meant is a "Brain Condom”, which I want to purchase (if it has been invented), to stop his sensually active and simmering" brain, which is capable of sweet talking and also physically soothe any woman into ecstatic fluid-like exudation. This Brain Condom must stop him imagining sensually, numbing any visualisation(s) he may have, whatsoever, when he gazes at any woman in real life or on the internet.
Preferably, it should be in a form of a drug, which I am more than happy to pay good money for. If it hasn’t been invented, I implore that the big pharmaceutical companies, like GSK, to invent one. I shall be the first to volunteer that swine, for consumer product laboratory testing.
Before I go off to make our usual Sunday pancakes cum strawberry breakfast, I am wondering ∼ where did he acquire his new ku-chi-ku-chi skills?
Inborn? Or simply, a consequential experience from his association to the many Cocotte, Saseko or Amkae (which he has to date, not fully declared them to me) :(.
Hopefully, (if and when) I get my hands on this Brain Condom drug, I shall surreptitiously add to my signature Sweet and Sour Pork dish and feed him. This should effectively “anaesthetise” his sensual brain cells like a macro, batch file or a script, that God should have inputted into his brains in the first place (errr… not my brains, though
Hopefully, after his consumption of this “Brain Condom” drug ~ when he sees another Cocotte, Saseko or Amkae, ~ it will render him, sensually and sexually impotent. He will, of course, be faithful to me ~ the one and only Claire, in his life.
Then again, there must also be a 解药for me to administer on him, when I desire for his ku-chi ku-chi skills
Enjoy your Sunday. Have a marvellous hot and sunny Sunday with your loved ones
Did you tell that to Leanne, James, Paul, Cecilia (mom)?
Hello Curry, I don’t think I am ready for motherhood. Marriage is fine but motherhood is a totally new dimension. Thanks for the suggestion anyway.
The babies are not ready for you either.
Yes porn without vital bits. Since want to write porn then no need to be coy about it. So the only reason for leaving the tantalising part out is must be a he who doesn't know enough to write and never read enough books to know.
how long is tharman's dick?
My feelings as I read slowly through this post is like this :
A slim beautiful lady with long hair dressed in a sexy gown appear before my eyes. The she suddenly start slowly stripping down her dress. When she is about down to her bra and panties she turns her back towards me and start removing her bra, and then her panty and was now totally nude with her back to me. Then she slowly turns around to face me and I was shocked to see a liitle pecker hanging between her legs.
Boys, do u you get the same sudden change of nauseous feeling as I felt the moment I realised I was actually paying silly attention to a "mutant" sex of my own doing a strip tease. :<(
No matter how many times I go through the post below, I still don't find any bits of the feminine emotional character in it.
A slim beautiful lady with long hair dressed in a sexy gown appear before my eyes. The she suddenly start slowly stripping down her dress. When she is about down to her bra and panties she turns her back towards me and start removing her bra, and then her panty and was now totally nude with her back to me. Then she slowly turns around to face me and I was shocked to see a liitle pecker hanging between her legs.
Boys, do u you get the same sudden change of nauseous feeling as I felt the moment I realised I was actually paying silly attention to a "mutant" sex of my own doing a strip tease. :<(
No matter how many times I go through the post below, I still don't find any bits of the feminine emotional character in it.
It has been a "barbarous" weekend this far
Its ten to 8 now and I am just back from my usual Sunday morning run. While my thoughts are still "virginal", “cleanse” by the run, I reckon it's a good time to pen this piece, while the swine is still in his long siesta of snores (which incidentally is audible, despite the fact that I am in the lounge now).
I woke up at half past 6 this morning, freshened up, changed, slipped out of his apartment and begin my usual "pilgrimage". I have always enjoyed a good gallop every weekend. It keeps me in a pristine and slender shape. More importantly, it amalgamates the array of my conflicting brain cells ~ synthesizing heaven and hell ~ bringing me down to planet earth, where I belong.
Why did I use the word "barbarous"? Well, I have forgiven him :( . My iku-iku couldn't resist his efficacious "ku-chi-ku-chi" kungfu moves.
But, I utterly did not expect his newly minted ku-chi-ku-chi kungfu moves, the last two nights. They had rendered me wholly helpless. It was akin.......
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Enjoy your Sunday. Have a marvellous hot and sunny Sunday with your loved ones
wahahaha ...... sekali u spot a kuku!
Thank you Froggy
Anyway, have a nice evening.
Had a great evening at the Red Dot indeed. Thank you.
Hello elder brother
However, I was with him and it was not convenient for me to be viewing this site on my mobile. Otherwise he will be thinking I am a “loose” woman.
Just curious, how would viewing SBF website be construed as being loose?
Had a great evening at the Red Dot indeed. Thank you.
pizza topped with arugula and proscuitto, and with a tad too much modified mozzarella. between milano and torino, this signature northern italian pizza has hardly any cheese on it (perhaps sprinkles of shaved parmigiano by choice), certainly no modified mozzarella. the chef must have learned it 2nd hand. btw, the chianti goes well with it, but a light-hearted pinot grigio will do as well. anyway, i'm too poor to afford it (can only daydream). :p
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The Bangkok pimp never fails to parade his wares when deemed fit. But I guess as long as the wares are good, we all need pimps no matter whether we despise their vocation.
Interesting to note that the Entity and the pimp were both holidaying in Bangkok at the exact same time near Christmas last year. Coincidence or synchronicity?
Interesting to note that the Entity and the pimp were both holidaying in Bangkok at the exact same time near Christmas last year. Coincidence or synchronicity?
hahaha...scroobye could not have put it any better...
Good morning 88888.
Thank you for your views. I will do my best to change him, otherwise, it’s probably what you have said.
Have a great Monday
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