40 yr old Sinkie woman attempted suicide, recused by our brave SCDF officers.

[jw5]

Why is she drying herself? She is too wet?

You are right. She is drying herself under the sun.

 

[Wunderfool]

Why is she drying herself? She is too wet?

She drenched her clothes with bouts of tears.

Darned, those are the only clothes she have.

What's quickest way to get it dry than "hang" herself over the edge.

 

[harimau]

Its all you guys fault. So picky prefer to be single than getting married.

 

[Talking Donkey]

This isn't a real suicide she's just a drama queen.

Genuine suicide cases don't spend time on the edge. They just jump.

so true..

this is a true story...many moons ago on a rainy night my wife has one leg out of the balcony ledge ready to jump and ask me..you want me or the bitch and i ask her to stop all these wayang telling her the swimming pool is just directly below n i am tired and need to sleep..in the end she quietly went back to sleep with me saying she hated me...
next day i went to my girlfriend same drama one leg out of the window..shouted at me..me or the bitch..i look out of the window and saw lots of trees and bushes a cushion for a soft landing...same in the end went back to sleep with me saying she hated me.

seriously people who jump are those that already cannot any the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[Wunderfool]

so true..

this is a true story...many moons ago on a rainy night my wife has one leg out of the balcony ledge ready to jump and ask me..you want me or the bitch and i ask her to stop all these wayang telling her the swimming pool is just directly below n i am tired and need to sleep..in the end she quietly went back to sleep with me saying she hated me...
next day i went to my girlfriend same drama one leg out of the window..shouted at me..me or the bitch..i look out of the window and saw lots of trees and bushes a cushion for a soft landing...same in the end went back to sleep with me saying she hated me.

seriously people who jump are those that already cannot any the light at the end of the tunnel.

haha ... better be careful, the next time both your wife and your gf may throw you out of the window. And they go back to sleep saying they love each other.

 

[Semaj2357]

so true..
this is a true story...many moons ago on a rainy night my wife has one leg out of the balcony ledge ready to jump and ask me..you want me or the bitch and i ask her to stop all these wayang telling her the swimming pool is just directly below n i am tired and need to sleep..in the end she quietly went back to sleep with me saying she hated me...
next day i went to my girlfriend same drama one leg out of the window..shouted at me..me or the bitch..i look out of the window and saw lots of trees and bushes a cushion for a soft landing...same in the end went back to sleep with me saying she hated me.
seriously people who jump are those that already cannot any the light at the end of the tunnel.

seriously, both you and your girlfriend should stay higher than 2nd storey, at least got better view