Boarding the Plane

[Claire]

I am just back on the island and wrote this piece on the plane. I am not ecstatic landing in this sterile and boring island where the soul of the nation is "sold" away cheaply by the government of the day.

Anyway, that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about those Singaporean idiots who behaved like "deaf-blind" passengers who rushed to board the plane at Suvarnabhumi even if it is not their turn.

For heaven's sake, boarding is always in this sort of (or similar) order for most, (if not all) airlines in the whole world.

1. Priority Premium Passengers and First and Business Class
2. Children, Elderly and Disabled.
3. Back rows Cattle class
4. Front rows Cattle class

So if you are Cattle class, sit down and wait till your Row number(s) is announced, or Row number boards being flashed by the Ground staff (unless of course you are a priority card passenger taking Cattle class).

Goddamnit! Stop standing in my path or block the boarding door at the holding area. Stop behaving like some uneducated third world passengers, or maybe you are just one!

And for those of you who think that jumping boarding queue can give you more "space" in the overhead compartment, Fxxk you, Swine!

Stop buying so much rubbish Mr, Mrs, Ms, Mdm Kiasu Kiasi Kiabo Singaporeans. If you really need that overhead space so badly and want to board first, ask for seats at the back of the plane during check-in, so that you can board first in the damn Cattle class.

 

[virus]

and fark you back bitch... all this is the comfort of cattle class. if you can handle it , go book your own private jet and you can beat your plane inside the pit for cock.

 

[kryonlight]

Stop behaving like some uneducated third world passengers, or maybe you are just one!

It's funny that you didn't know that most sinkies are third world in nature. Just look at the way they vote. You must be a crazy bitch to want them to behave like cultured humans from the first world.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

you are wrong first class/business class can board anytime they like

 

[eatshitndie]

this chap was holding up boarding as gate crew called in office to consult on unusual dress code violation. it's inconvenience we put up with ocassionally.

 

[eatshitndie]

on sq1 and sq2 between sfo and sin, the boarding procedure is as follows:

1. 1st class and business class have own aisle for boarding at anytime
2. ah neh grannies on wheelchairs
3. ah neh grannies on legs and ah neh parents with kids
4. ah neh passengers without kids (gate crew assumes all nehs have kids so let them board early)
5. everybody else in economy although back rows go before front rows (shrinking pool as nehs dominate this route)

same with meal service. ah nehs are served first due to their vegetarian preference plus mass number of kids who need assistance in feeding although they comprise the majority if not half of passengers. it's high time for sia to adjust old rules in cabin service and make it fair for all who choose to fly economy.

 

[virus]

so when will boss sam convert to ah neh

 

[looneytan]

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seem like he had lost his cock

 

[tonychat]

this chap was holding up boarding as gate crew called in office to consult on unusual dress code violation. it's inconvenience we put up with ocassionally.

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This is clarie, the gaylord

 

[looneytan]

This is clarie, the gaylord

someone new??

 

[numero uno]

I am just back on the island and wrote this piece on the plane. I am not ecstatic landing in this sterile and boring island where the soul of the nation is "sold" away cheaply by the government of the day.

Anyway, that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about those Singaporean idiots who behaved like "deaf-blind" passengers who rushed to board the plane at Suvarnabhumi even if it is not their turn.

For heaven's sake, boarding is always in this sort of (or similar) order for most, (if not all) airlines in the whole world.

1. Priority Premium Passengers and First and Business Class
2. Children, Elderly and Disabled.
3. Back rows Cattle class
4. Front rows Cattle class

So if you are Cattle class, sit down and wait till your Row number(s) is announced, or Row number boards being flashed by the Ground staff (unless of course you are a priority card passenger taking Cattle class).

Goddamnit! Stop standing in my path or block the boarding door at the holding area. Stop behaving like some uneducated third world passengers, or maybe you are just one!

And for those of you who think that jumping boarding queue can give you more "space" in the overhead compartment, Fxxk you, Swine!

Stop buying so much rubbish Mr, Mrs, Ms, Mdm Kiasu Kiasi Kiabo Singaporeans. If you really need that overhead space so badly and want to board first, ask for seats at the back of the plane during check-in, so that you can board first in the damn Cattle class.

Do this like I do everytime.
next time when it is time for first/business class passengers to board, take a stroll to the counter and wave your boarding pass to fan yourself for everyone to see. when you reach the counter, tell the stewardess off that these idiotic illiterate cattle class passengers are blocking your way. that's the best way to embaress these low class idiots. when you reach your seat, the air stewardess would usually serve you a drink or cocktail . sit down and sip it and when these idiots later walk pass your seats, just give them a dirty condescending look. works everytime for me . hahhahahahah.