madam motor mouth

[eatshitndie]

was having my lunch today at a pho restaurant, and this non-stop talking viet chick sat facing me at another table. the place was relatively quiet until this voraciously vociferous vampiress walked in. phone glued to ear and yakking away. not only was she rapid with her rattling rate, her voice was at high volume and her conversation was confusing to follow. jumping from having a class conflict in a school to forgetting to write a rain check, she quipped about a new korean bbq restaurant on hostetter to the heater breaking down in her room. all these mumbo jumbo in a minute of totally incoherent collage of events and stories. and it went on for at least 20 minutes when i was trying to enjoy my house special pho. worse of all, she has this repulsive skin-crawling chalkboard-scratching viet accent. i have never had sex with a viet woman. now i know why. the moment one speaks, my dick goes limp. if it's already limp, it will most likely shrivel up and drop off. viet women can be the most sexy and beautiful on earth, but the moment they talk non-stop, the universe convulses and goes through another big bang.

this motor mouth continued to yak while having her meal, and after i quickly slurped up my pho i paid up and went to the loo to relieve myself. phew!

 

[wikiphile]

I usually stuff my ears with cotton buds or broccoli to avoid their high screeching and pitched vietnamese moans. You should try it sometimes

 

[eatshitndie]

I usually stuff my ears with cotton buds or broccoli to avoid their high screeching and pitched vietnamese moans. You should try it sometimes

how can viet men put up with these planet-destroying sonic-blasting bitches is a mystery sherlock cannot solve. :*:

 

[Claire]

Good afternoon elder brother!

Just stepped out of a long project meeting and read your rant. I guess you must have met the local equivalent of Ah Sohs. Now you know what I mean.

Even from my own gender perspective, putting aside race for the moment, I simply cannot understand why these women need to yak and yak like there is no tomorrow. The trains here are full of such characters and all races and gender are equally guilty, be it foreigners or locals.

Doesn't these yakkies have any sense of self awareness?

 

[eatshitndie]

Good afternoon elder brother!

Just stepped out of a long project meeting and read your rant. I guess you must have met the local equivalent of Ah Sohs. Now you know what I mean.

Even from my own gender perspective, putting aside race for the moment, I simply cannot understand why these women need to yak and yak like there is no tomorrow. The trains here are full of such characters and all races and gender are equally guilty, be it foreigners or locals.

Doesn't these yakkies have any sense of self awareness?

good evening sister. i understand your angst with yakkies. yakkies need to move on with the times and start texting or messaging more often. talking to one another via a phone is so yesterday. they still live in the twilight zone. perhaps, for these ah sohs including viet chicks they enjoy shrieky voices and they want others to enjoy them too. it's like using their sonic power to trample on others' personal spaces. :*:

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Can't be worse than Ah Tiongs on mobile phones.