need advise when visiting pasar malam

[AhTiong]

Before I go down to jalan petaling in KL to hunt for a fake lady branded bag or wallet for my chiobu target, I need some good advices from bros here before I make a fool of myself there . Honestly till this middle age I had not step into jalan petaling in KL before. Sometime have to urge to just go to have a look but tends to uturn becos feeling uneasy. This time bo bian need to accompany my chiobu target to select her fake branded handbag. Her choices will be either a fake channel or lv. Here are some basic questions I need advices.

1. I standby MYR 300 is it enough for a good fake branded wallet ?

2. When shopping for such fake item, do they have price tag on or always need to ask and upto them to quote type ? If ask what is the proper way to ask ? Eg a simple how much this cost ? How much you charging for this ?

3. Can I wear Bermuda and flip flop there or prefer long pants/jeans with shoes.

4. If the item she likes exceeded my RM300 cash what is the tactic to properly say not enough money ? For this potential issue is it better for me to upfront tell her first ? Else on the spot could be drastic.

5. Any other advices are welcome as I may have overlook certain important ethics.

Please do not scold me as I am sincere to give her a fake branded wallet but due to my budget I can only afford max of RM300.

Thanks in advance

 

[mei mei]

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Before I go down to jalan petaling in KL to hunt for a fake lady branded bag or wallet for my chiobu target, I need some good advices from bros here before I make a fool of myself there . Honestly till this middle age I had not step into jalan petaling in KL before. Sometime have to urge to just go to have a look but tends to uturn becos feeling uneasy. This time bo bian need to accompany my chiobu target to select her fake branded handbag. Her choices will be either a fake channel or lv. Here are some basic questions I need advices.

1. I standby MYR 300 is it enough for a good fake branded wallet ?

2. When shopping for such fake item, do they have price tag on or always need to ask and upto them to quote type ? If ask what is the proper way to ask ? Eg a simple how much this cost ? How much you charging for this ?

3. Can I wear Bermuda and flip flop there or prefer long pants/jeans with shoes.

4. If the item she likes exceeded my RM300 cash what is the tactic to properly say not enough money ? For this potential issue is it better for me to upfront tell her first ? Else on the spot could be drastic.

5. Any other advices are welcome as I may have overlook certain important ethics.

Please do not scold me as I am sincere to give her a fake branded wallet but due to my budget I can only afford max of RM300.

Thanks in advance

Just walk by the stall like any other stall they will still receive you as you are.

Like PV the sales staff will provide you a range of products of which you are looking for. They will not try to up sell products which you have already prerequisite. They will provide you with the best services they can offer. So they will not pressurise you into buying them. Reason is PV the brand alone is already a sales in itself.

 

[MovieStar]

well.
fake bag..myr 50 can get.

but last only 1 month time.

 

[kopirui]

Before I go down to jalan petaling in KL to hunt for a fake lady branded bag or wallet for my chiobu target, I need some good advices from bros here before I make a fool of myself there . Honestly till this middle age I had not step into jalan petaling in KL before. Sometime have to urge to just go to have a look but tends to uturn becos feeling uneasy. This time bo bian need to accompany my chiobu target to select her fake branded handbag. Her choices will be either a fake channel or lv. Here are some basic questions I need advices.

1. I standby MYR 300 is it enough for a good fake branded wallet ?

2. When shopping for such fake item, do they have price tag on or always need to ask and upto them to quote type ? If ask what is the proper way to ask ? Eg a simple how much this cost ? How much you charging for this ?

3. Can I wear Bermuda and flip flop there or prefer long pants/jeans with shoes.

4. If the item she likes exceeded my RM300 cash what is the tactic to properly say not enough money ? For this potential issue is it better for me to upfront tell her first ? Else on the spot could be drastic.

5. Any other advices are welcome as I may have overlook certain important ethics.

Please do not scold me as I am sincere to give her a fake branded wallet but due to my budget I can only afford max of RM300.

Thanks in advance

isnt this the same bastard thread choochiew had already

 

[AhTiong]

isnt this the same bastard thread choochiew had already

It is different. I am not as rich as chootchiew. I can only afford fake channel and lv. So I guess the only place I can go is pasar malam.

 

[AhTiong]

well.
fake bag..myr 50 can get.

but last only 1 month time.

if myr 300, can last for 6 months?

 

[AhTiong]

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Just walk by the stall like any other stall they will still receive you as you are.

Like PV the sales staff will provide you a range of products of which you are looking for. They will not try to up sell products which you have already prerequisite. They will provide you with the best services they can offer. So they will not pressurise you into buying them. Reason is PV the brand alone is already a sales in itself.

how do I ask the salesman which is the best fake and cheapest, without feeling paiseh?

 

[AhTiong]

Linpeh fuck you dead!

KNNBCCB, you are a bastard total loser motherfucker retarded asshole scum dog!

Last night my dog fucked your prostitute whore mother and all your prostitute whore female family members until they all died! And you this bastard motherless retarded mad scum dog ate my feces and you licked my anushole!

you this bastard retarded motherfucker total loser dog and all your whole family will all die very horribly in road accidents tomorrow!

you certainly sound like gopal and suresh

 

[chootchiew]

how do I ask the salesman which is the best fake and cheapest, without feeling paiseh?

Hahaha for pasar malam I'm expert. Always use geylang durian as a talking point.
Do uat aka user acceptance test and make sure u buy it after nego else good luck ro u !

 

[AhTiong]

Hahaha for pasar malam I'm expert. Always use geylang durian as a talking point.
Do uat aka user acceptance test and make sure u buy it after nego else good luck ro u !

Thank you very much chootchiew. I have another question.

What if the salesmen are like gopal and suresh?

How do I ask for "user acceptance test" and "nego"?

 

[chootchiew]

Thank you very much chootchiew. I have another question.

What if the salesmen are like gopal and suresh?

How do I ask for "user acceptance test" and "nego"?

Just open golden mouth and ask lor. As oppose to high class shop, ask it loudly to make suresh n gopal scare lah.

 

[potato29]

let them have a glimpse of your fake RMP id, they will give very good discount.

 

[AhTiong]

Just open golden mouth and ask lor. As oppose to high class shop, ask it loudly to make suresh n gopal scare lah.

Thank you very much for your advise.

What if after I ask loudly to make suresh and gopal scared and run away, but return with more pai kias like tualingong, kongsimi, oldjunkee, sonsongpunggol, seesuatuah, sawadeecup, Teekee, Mdm Tang, etc etc?

 

[AhTiong]

Linpeh fuck you dead!

KNNBCCB, you are a bastard total loser motherfucker retarded asshole scum dog!

Last night my dog fucked your prostitute whore mother and all your prostitute whore female family members until they all died! And you this bastard motherless retarded mad scum dog ate my feces and you licked my anushole!

you this bastard retarded motherfucker total loser dog and all your whole family will all die very horribly in road accidents tomorrow!

Oh dear, you must be one of those salesmen selling fake channel and lv wallets at Jalan Petaling