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New Zealand got hot guys? I want to migrate
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Go find the leader of the pack - Leongsam.
why cannot? just because PAPs say cannot means cannot?
A nice mix of white and maori lads who will demolish your fragile backdoor beyond repair if u let them.
They cant pronounce 'i' in their words....so fish and chips becomes fush and chups.....they'll put sux fingers in your backside while they suck your pathetic duck.
They cant pronounce 'i' in their words....so fish and chips becomes fush and chups.....they'll put sux fingers in your backside while they suck your pathetic duck.
You seem veri experienced with them. Good for you.
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They can pronounce "i" but the "i" sound is for the letter "e".
Eg "pen" is pronounced "pin" and "left" is pronounced "lift" and so on.
It's known internationally as the kiwi vowel shift.
Just like Pinoy can't pronounce "Bank" as Bunk"
"as a matter of Fact" as "as a matter of Fuck"
"sock" pronounce as "suck"
"ma'am" becomes "mum"
"uncle" becoems "Uncol"
And the Classic......NTUC....aunty Lucy..and when i heard it for the first time...it took some 10-15 minutes to register into my brain who aunty lucy was then...
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And when a huge maori lad gets inside of li'l Timmy, he will experience, as millions of sheep have, the internationally renowned kiwi bowel shift.
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Sinkies can't pronounce words very well either.
"Coke" becomes "Cock"
"Cake" becomes "Khek"
"Develop" (pronounced Dee-ve-lop) becomes "Dev-vel-op".
and drum roll..... the most classic one of all.....
"Flour" becomes "Flah" instead of "Flower".
@ Timerty
Probably you should get these to attract MORE MEN at Desker Road
You know from your experience hor?
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No experience but i GOOGLE it for you. ANYONE can just google it. Just in case you are LAZY to do it lor. No worries lah, we sammyboy members help you lor ! Don't paiseh hor
No experience but i GOOGLE it for you. ANYONE can just google it. Just in case you are LAZY to do it lor. No worries lah, we sammyboy members help you lor ! Don't paiseh hor
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Then don't create this thread lah you stupid FAKER. Asking people to help you. KNN your SMELLY CUNT waiting for the bangla to LICK you is it ?
Oh forgot you LESBIAN here.....LMAO
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Spot on, bro Leongsam. Most Sinkies also can't pronounce the words listed below properly.
"Ritz-Carlton" becomes "Rick Kaa-ton"
"Rolex" becomes "Lolex"
"Valid" becomes "Beli"
"V-Twelve Engine" becomes "Bee-Tuwel Engine"
"Sheet" becomes "Shit"
"Share Market" becomes "Che Maa-ket"
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And i spotted that our paid member extramarital is now a well known POR LAN PA to Admin aka Owner of this forum
