Why meat eaters got lousy sperm...

[tonychat]

[video=youtube;R57ynFaQdWk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57ynFaQdWk[/video]

That is why i say meat eaters are losers.

 

[laksaboy]

Free birth control. I'll happily accept it.

 

[sirus]

TS forgot his parents also meat eaters...ha..ha..

 

[tonychat]

TS forgot his parents also meat eaters...ha..ha..

My parents are vegetarians.. Wahahaha.. Loser.
U know my parents? U fucking Chee buy.. Go sell your sell parents.

 

[eErotica69]

My parents are vegetarians.. Wahahaha.. Loser.
U know my parents? U fucking Chee buy.. Go sell your sell parents.

They are vegetarians and stillngive birth to a retard like you!!!

Better not be a vegetarian..

 

[tonychat]

They are vegetarians and stillngive birth to a retard like you!!!

Better not be a vegetarian..

It is better not to sell one's parents Chee buy hole to your PAP master .. Like what you did.. It's a disgrace to humanity.

 

[sirus]

My parents are vegetarians.. Wahahaha.. Loser.
U know my parents? U fucking Chee buy.. Go sell your sell parents.

Eating Vegans isn't cannibalism since Vegans are fruit.
It is important to realize that this type of vegan exists because they feel bad about hurting animals; implying that if you could prove to them that you killed a cow without it suffering in the slightest (like say, you threw lightning at it), they would gladly hunker down for a big bloody steak. This is actually bullshit and they mostly just like to feel superior, although a good many are over-sentimental crybabies.
Further showing their immunity to irony is the existance of vegan meat products (more below). This shows that while they believe meat is murder, they also agree that it is tasty.

Ass-Kicking Vegans
This is an ultra-rare type of vegan; the kind that not only isn't a smelly suck-bag but actually manages to be awesome AND a vegan. There are several examples in the animal kingdom (Bulls, elephants) but in the realm of humankind, all we have found are Shaolin Monks and Christian Bale. We're pretty sure an army of Kung-Fu monks lead by Batman could easily defeat any other army in the world, so we humbly bow our heads to them. (Then watch them kick-ass from the sidelines while eating a burger)

We can rest easy knowing our Big-Macs are safe thanks to Batman and his Shaolin-Batmonks.
Fake Meat
Fake meat is important to consider; while it proves vegans are immune to irony, it also proves that God is not.
Facon:
Fake bacon... Strips of dried out tofu-like shit flavored with smoke. They forgot bacon tastes like smoked pig, not just hickory flavored cigarettes.

Fake Sausage:
If your first reaction at seeing this is "Jesus, that looks like shit", you are right, it does. It took some fact checking, but sure enough, that is vegan sausage, not a close-up of a turd.

Fake Chicken (Nuggets):
Try getting kids to eat something that tastes like bland chicken broth and is grey...

Tofu-Dogs:
They look like hot dogs, but they taste like paste and have the texture of warm play-doh.

Tofurkey:
All we can say is... What the fuck? If you serve this at Thanksgiving, your family is allowed to kill and eat you.


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-1115-vegans/#ixzz3MgqnkPfJ

 

[eErotica69]

It is better not to sell one's parents Chee buy hole to your PAP master .. Like what you did.. It's a disgrace to humanity.

I know. Better that your mother give her old chee bye, arse hole and mouth to UMNO and the Ah Nehs from MIC for.free.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Stick to topic la nabei cheebye.....every fuck thread also quarrel...

Back to topic.....
Fact: If you on a fruit diet for few days.....your sperm will taste fruity and good.
Tip for those whose partners dun swallow.

 

[tonychat]

Eating Vegans isn't cannibalism since Vegans are fruit.
It is important to realize that this type of vegan exists because they feel bad about hurting animals; implying that if you could prove to them that you killed a cow without it suffering in the slightest (like say, you threw lightning at it), they would gladly hunker down for a big bloody steak. This is actually bullshit and they mostly just like to feel superior, although a good many are over-sentimental crybabies.
Further showing their immunity to irony is the existance of vegan meat products (more below). This shows that while they believe meat is murder, they also agree that it is tasty.

Ass-Kicking Vegans
This is an ultra-rare type of vegan; the kind that not only isn't a smelly suck-bag but actually manages to be awesome AND a vegan. There are several examples in the animal kingdom (Bulls, elephants) but in the realm of humankind, all we have found are Shaolin Monks and Christian Bale. We're pretty sure an army of Kung-Fu monks lead by Batman could easily defeat any other army in the world, so we humbly bow our heads to them. (Then watch them kick-ass from the sidelines while eating a burger)

We can rest easy knowing our Big-Macs are safe thanks to Batman and his Shaolin-Batmonks.
Fake Meat
Fake meat is important to consider; while it proves vegans are immune to irony, it also proves that God is not.
Facon:
Fake bacon... Strips of dried out tofu-like shit flavored with smoke. They forgot bacon tastes like smoked pig, not just hickory flavored cigarettes.

Fake Sausage:
If your first reaction at seeing this is "Jesus, that looks like shit", you are right, it does. It took some fact checking, but sure enough, that is vegan sausage, not a close-up of a turd.

Fake Chicken (Nuggets):
Try getting kids to eat something that tastes like bland chicken broth and is grey...

Tofu-Dogs:
They look like hot dogs, but they taste like paste and have the texture of warm play-doh.

Tofurkey:
All we can say is... What the fuck? If you serve this at Thanksgiving, your family is allowed to kill and eat you.


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-1115-vegans/#ixzz3MgqnkPfJ

from this shit article it clearly shows that it is written by meat eating losers... all the fake meat fake food.

real vegan eat fruits and vegetables...and raw too.. fake meat are for meat eating losers who try to act pure and holy every 2 days in the month and jam the queue at vegetarian stalls.

 

[sochi2014]

the desire to propagate is definitely much higher in meat eaters than in vegetarians..

aphrodisiacs came from iron rich ingredients such as meat!

[video=youtube;L4Y6VVdk2XY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Y6VVdk2XY[/video]