A Clever Funny Definition Of Globalization!

[Porfirio Rubirosa]

Finally, a definition of globalisation

I can understand and to which
I can relate

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

Answer : Princess Diana's death.


Question : How come?


Answer : An English princess with


an Egyptian boyfriend


crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car


with a Dutch engine,


driven by a Belgian


who was drunk


on Scottish whisky,


(check the bottle before you change the spelling),


followed closely by


! Italian Paparazzi,


on Japanese motorcycles;


treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.


This is sent to you by

a Canadian,

using Bill Gates's technology,


and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese

chips, and a

Chinese monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Maltese wharfies,

and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders

&nb! sp; That, my friends, is Globalisation!

 

[po2wq]

using Bill Gates's technology ...

tis 1? ...

 

[Agoraphobic]

This was all planned by the Jews!

Cheers!

 

[cleareyes]

This was all planned by the Jews!

Cheers!

Everyone blame the jews, how come no one dare to mention its the fault of the freemasons?

 

[char_jig_kar]

tis 1? ...

right on. si mi (wat talking about) technology developed by bill gate? email? internet? those are not developed by bill gates...

 

[TeeKee]

Everyone blame the jews, how come no one dare to mention its the fault of the freemasons?

queen elizabeth 66 degrees?

 

[Porfirio Rubirosa]

Aiyah take it as a loose interpretation lah.

right on. si mi (wat talking about) technology developed by bill gate? email? internet? those are not developed by bill gates...