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[escher]

I getting so many upz that I giddy.
I might get so many points I displace LeongSam and becum the new arbiter of Kings Engleesh.
Hmmm German too, and maybe Cantonese as well.
If anyone dont write langjeow as langjeow, he end up with a towgay and not a langjeow.

 

[escher]

It should be lanjiao, not langjeow.

A lanjiao is something you shake shake shake after you pee to get the last few drops off before you zip up.

With a langjeow, you bang that on the urinal walls to get off the last few drops before zipping up.

You get what you prefer.

Who am I to question the ritual you chose before you zip up?

 

[escher]

It is better to be lanjiao, not langjeow.

Banging your lanjiao on the urinal walls can get it very jeow.

To each their joys and their sets of worries.
I worry about cracking the urinal when I bang my langjeow to get out the last few pesky droplets.
You can see some urinals kenna cracked already and you know I been there.

Had to zip up quickly and scoot before they found out and make me pay.

With lanjiao, your worry about getting it very jeow is very minor compared to me repaying a new urinal.

 

[virus]

Lanjeow lor. Lidat also can get so much poiny. Old fart mati after you cursed him?