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SG women chopes seat with tissue, chases angmo away

Cthulhu

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Lady who 'chopes' seats with tissue chases Caucasians away

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Much to the consternation of a STOMPer, two Caucasians were unceremoniously chased away from a table 'reserved' by a woman at this table at the busy Lau Pa Sat on a rainy afternoon.

And the contributor couldn't take her rudeness, after she was allegedly seen crowing over her 'victory', and told the latter off.

In an email to STOMP, melting eskimo said:

"It was looking like another crowded lunchtime at Lau Pa Sat, except it started raining so everybody sitting outside flocked inside, with half-eaten and un-eaten trays of food in hands, desperately searching for empty seats.

"An empty table had its four empty chairs 'booked' with tissue packs, while my colleagues and I were standing around for 5 minutes with our food, waiting for a table to clear up.

"We eventually found a table for us, and sat down to eat. Five minutes later, two Caucasians (picture) unknowingly sat down at the aforementioned empty table, having removed the tissue packs.

"Another five minutes later, which was already a full 15 minutes since we first spotted the empty table, who who knows really how long it had been since they had selflishly 'reserved' the table and walked off, a lady (in white in picture) came back with her food, and went on to do the shameless thing of chasing the Caucasians off, looking all indignant.

"Equally stunning was how the Caucasians acquiesced, picking up their half-eaten food and going off in search of another table.

"Of course, this whole victorious episode was subsequently recounted to her mates when they came back with their food yet many moments later, with all of them repeatedly turning around to look at the two offending Caucasians who had 'stolen' their seats.

"I later went up to the lady in white, and told her that a lot of people had witnessed what she had done, and I told her that it was disgusting that they'd leave the seat empty for 15 minutes and still had the audacity to come back to reclaim it, chasing thetwo Caucasians off in the process, and acting like it was her god-given right to the seats.

"I added that it's ugly Singaporeans like her that make me embarrassed to be called a fellow Singaporean. Her reply was a lame "Fine!"

"Later, as we were walking off she said something that I couldn't make out, to which I just told her that she's shameless and that there's nothing more to be said, to which she said "And you too!"

"Classic case of ugly Singaporeans. In that amount of time the seats were left empty we had sat down and finished our food."

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tonychat

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Now angmo is gonna tell the world about sinkie behavior. Slowly they will know what is "Stay away from sinkies"
 

Conan the Barbarian

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Fucking stomper, why does he have to mention caucasians. If it were local they chased away, would it be okay?

At least the caucasians were gracious enough to leave , afterall this is some of the customs of Singapore CBD. Much as I disagree with this culture of choping, its the only way to reserve seats.

The only way to solve this is to revert back to the good old days where you order and then take a seat while waiting.

The root of the fucking problem is Singapore is getting too crowded for our own good.
 

besotted

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stomper is a pinkerton syndrome patient

the fact that she singled out causcasian shows up her bias
 

zack123

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KNN these angmoh no money come here eat hawker centre...why never go to fancy restaurant? LC la already take up local job now want to take up seat at hawker centre. NB
 

LoveSingFade

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Sinkie is Cheap, can only afford to use tissue paper to reserve seat, people may mistaken that the tissue is of gesture or complement by the hawker, imagine a tourist, first got a good welcome impression of a friendly hawker centre given out free tissue, the next moment encounter an ugly sinkie rudely demand the unofficially reserved seat.

Next time, use dirty underwear to reserve seat lah, or if not, use a granade, a gun to reserve so that no one dare to take over the seat.

Stupid white collar with ugly face.

Next time I will take over the seat and use the tissue as free one, want back the seat? Fight with me lah.
 

hemunkeong

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I had a relative from overseas who went to the golden shoe carpark
FC for lunch. With wife and children in toll he sat at the "chope seat with tissue paper"
and wondered 'wow thats nice FC that provide tissue paper'. He sat, ordered his food
and started eating before long the "chopers" returned and were shock to see their seats taken and tissue paper opened and shared generously. The choper were shocked and started a big hooha ! Fortunately my relative managed to explain himself and sanity prevailed
 

po2wq

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y nobody took pig of tis stomper kpkb-ing wif dat woman in wite n stomp it? ... dat wud b nice! ...

praying mantis catch cicada ... yellow bird @ bhind ...
 

po2wq

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... "Equally stunning was how the Caucasians acquiesced, picking up their half-eaten food and going off in search of another table.
...
"I later went up to the lady in white, and told her that a lot of people had witnessed what she had done, and I told her that it was disgusting that they'd leave the seat empty for 15 minutes and still had the audacity to come back to reclaim it, chasing thetwo Caucasians off in the process, and acting like it was her god-given right to the seats.
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ppl angmo oso chinchai, juz mov away ... watz so stunning abt dat? ... u, nothing 2 do wif u, kpkb so much 4 wat? ...

if u no happy, gif ur seats 2 ze angmos la ...

y din u n ur colleagues take ze choped seats earlier? ... den, u can fite 300 rounds wif dat woman in wite oredi la ...
 

LoveSingFade

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I still think it is very wrong to use tissue paper to reserve seat, hawker centre is a public place, it is really very misleading to put tissue paper as a reserved sign.

Those white collar doing this are simply no brain, instead, they should ask a person sit there to keep new comer inform, if not, it is only effective to pull down their underwear to put on the seat.

Nobody will dare to remove the SMELLY underwear:p, the seat is safely secured.

If cannot pull down underwear, bra also can la.:p
 
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red amoeba

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i applaud the woman to stand up against the ang mohs. Not happy go squat by the side and eat lah, like what our forefathers used to do.

KNN, they shld ask their forefathers when they colonise Asia / Africa, didn't they also chase away the original inhabitants? They did not even "chope" with tissue paper, they just come and chase them away. They are just getting their due desserts.

Well done- we shld stand by our rights more.
 

brandon66

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I agreed with u. If those guys are local, she will not bother to put this in STOMP. She is a typical S'pore SPG.

Use your brain - if those guys were local, they wouldn't have made the 'mistake' in the first place.

All locals know this chopping habit of Singaporeans, although I noticed it's usually the ladies/aunties that do such things.
 

middaydog

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how come this stomper knew the story going to unfold this way ?
he even took photo of ang moh in preparation for the story
 
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