Breaking News: Keling spacecraft engine burn failure!!

[tyudm]

if they had used Vegetable oil to propel the rocket, it would have been ok.

Their success rate would have been higher if they have had concentrate on raping.

 

[steffychun]

Their success rate would have been higher if they have had concentrate on raping.

it's because they were so concentrated on raping that the engine failed

 

[shelltox]

The space craft is "Healthy" it just need regular check-up and it needs some health booster like whiskey daily.

 

[steffychun]

The space craft is "Healthy" it just need regular check-up and it needs some health booster like whiskey daily.

Indians drink meh?

 

[cocobobo]

heartland samsters laughing at rocket scientists....







this, right here, is comedy gold

 

[ilovesingapore]

please lah
this is only a small mishap
the indians will conquer the universe soon
no problems...they are the smartest people in the world

 

[steffychun]

heartland samsters laughing at rocket scientists....






this, right here, is comedy gold

We know better than the Ah Neh. Billions in poverty there and the build a rocket.

 

[ilovesingapore]

We know better than the Ah Neh. Billions in poverty there and the build a rocket.

it is true
once they conquer the universe
the indians will be the richest people in the world
no more slums and no more ghettoes

china will be the next one to conquer the universe
usa and russia seem to tail off
no more money to build anymore
going bankrupt...

 

[TheWhiteHorse]

The only thing they can probe is a woman by overpowering her 5 to 1.
Maybe they hope to probe some martians.

 

[Kuailan]

11 November 2013 Last updated at 13:22 GMT Share this pageEmailPrint
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Indian Mars mission hit by snag

By Paul Rincon
Science editor, BBC News website

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24900271

Must be cooking curry inside space ship, the smoke will choke the space ship ~ snag!!!

 

[The_Hypocrite]

Anything that causes this mars mission to fail is a good thing

 

[Semaj2357]

We know better than the Ah Neh. Billions in poverty there and the build a rocket.

that's why they are known as the "sick man of asia".

 

[KNNBCCB]

Must be cooking curry inside space ship, the smoke will choke the space ship ~ snag!!!

hahaha ah nehs too smelly . rocket cannot take it also...
the whole milky way will be fucked with shit smells ...

 

[LordKrishna]

It is so strange why many here want to see Mother India fail?

Namaste to all of you.

It's still not over yet there is still hope however if all else failed we still have our

 

[AhMeng]

ah neh boleh!

 

[eatshitndie]

don't worry. minor glitch. just some extra lard in the fuel mixture. :p

 

[blackmondy]

Must have been too much curry-powder in the fuel-mix !

 

[steffychun]

don't worry. minor glitch. just some extra lard in the fuel mixture. :p

everything is lard...why not ghee? Or tandoori paste?

 

[The_Hypocrite]

Considering the ah nehs have spaceships thousands of years ago. They can still screw up on simple interplanetary travel.

It is so strange why many here want to see Mother India fail?

Namaste to all of you.

It's still not over yet there is still hope however if all else failed we still have our

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[soIsee]

if they had used Vegetable oil to propel the rocket, it would have been ok.

Yes, Master.

But a more correct answer would be ..

Coconut oil! hahahahaha