how to start a HUAT CHYE church, temple or whatever

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lst of all, u got to get a very good talker maybe like gohmengseng.

then u decide the majority of all the money cows' belief is (eg. xtian, buddh, muslim or hindu....etc)

then u find a location which is easily accessible for all the moneycows to gather and moni-moni-cum.

next u need "testimonies" - live one or dead one also can. those jokers must be imbecile and must be very outspoken to share little "hooleey" details such as manifestation of hooleey spirits, sighting of thousand arms creatures and all those craps.

once u ve all these con gadgets in place, MONI MONI SURE CUM!!

HUAT ARH!!

and pretty soon, who's kong hee huat chye? he would be history and preaching in change holiday resort indefinitely. :D:D:D
 
u can be the poster gayfuck there to attract another group of moneycows.
 
the following activites would be very "enlightening" to the organiser's pockets that is.

lst, ve routine weekly meetup and the preacher would blah blah blah. always make it a point to tell moneycows present that " the more they give till it hurts, the more they shall be given till they hurt too"....LOL!

2nd, perform spiritual stunts like immersing gohmenseng, the official preacher into ice. of course, he wears thermal protection within and don't u forget the thermal undies. we don't want him to shrink too much down there.

3rd, form groups of moneycows according to their prosperity index. u don't want the poor to mix up with the rich cos some moni moni wouldn't cum into organisers' pockets but into the poors' instead.

4th, design cute amulets which can be cheaply made or best ask hooleey moneycows to make. then with the blessing of the hooleey preacher, sell those for a bomb. u bet it would be sold out the moment they are put on offer after the blessing.

5th, do some charity...that would be for the organisers' ownself. like hooleey preacher needs to go into recluse for 3 weeks in hooleey Tibet or jerusalum or whatever depending on what moni moni cum relgion that's indulging in.

in no time, HUAT AH!! even the pappies would wanna join and back it up!

no kidding!
 
zhihau said:
Bob, you quite a good story teller too! you start one lah!

altogether now... HUAT AH!
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zhihau, u r very right to have reminded me that!! txs.

many don't know that my li'l brother has becum a monk!! I was just told by him too. hmmm...LTS and gms. wow! the hooleey bonnie & clyde.

DOUBLE HUAT AH!! hahahaha....
 
This brother?
 

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there shall always be cowardly retards who do not know how to apply the IGNORE KEY and thick skinnedly wanna cum and show the degree of imbecility inflicting himself in most of my threads. sad creatures indeed!
 
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leetahbar said:
there shall always be cowardly retards who do not know how to apply the IGNORE KEY and thick skinnedly wanna cum and show the degree of imbecility inflicting himself in most of my threads. sad creatures indeed!
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some retards forgot they left their signature on and went about posting their merry way.
 
from what i ve seen personally, can also proclaim yourself a direct mouthpiece of god, and hold sessions in your home...main thing is to con people to believe you are real....

real as in when you are suppose to be in a trance, when "god" is speaking through you.... you can see when the illegal bookie is at your front door, and can switch in an instant to give him your numbers and cash, and then in the next instant switch back to being the mouth piece and body of god....


nothing like that to be able to control someone else's millions....



money, power, connections ≠ good person
19-21 Nov
high court
https://www.facebook.com/pages/SUIT...leanor-vs-Wendy-Chan-Mei-Yoke/600447986689206
 
wendychan said:
from what i ve seen personally, can also proclaim yourself a direct mouthpiece of god, and hold sessions in your home...main thing is to con people to believe you are real....

real as in when you are suppose to be in a trance, when "god" is speaking through you.... you can see when the illegal bookie is at your front door, and can switch in an instant to give him your numbers and cash, and then in the next instant switch back to being the mouth piece and body of god....


nothing like that to be able to control someone else's millions....



money, power, connections ≠ good person
19-21 Nov
high court
https://www.facebook.com/pages/SUIT...leanor-vs-Wendy-Chan-Mei-Yoke/600447986689206
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great suggestions, sister!

;)

people are just like that - gullible, ignorant and like the saying goes: see forms from emptiness and emptiness from form. then get themselves very attached to the forms they conjured from the emptiness and then moni-moni cum shall enrich those religious freaks jokers like kong hee huat chye or Lawrence the spaceman kong or even the botak gay monk.

for the extreme cases, they even end up as religious terrorists who need blood to fulfil their warp pagan thirst.

by the way, do u think we could apply this to our pap leegime? the pattern seems to be the same. :P
 
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