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BuiKia

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I think it is just a sex act gone wrong...

MANILA - Farmers in San Mateo, Isabela have expressed alarm after hearing news that a woman was recently attacked by an eel or "kiwet" while harvesting from a rice field there.

The 52-year-old female farmer reportedly sustained wounds in her uterus after a European eel entered her vagina.

The farmers said the eels damage rice fields in the area.
Female farmers now wear several layers of clothing and bring a stick to ensure their safety when harvesting.

Brigida Pascua and Leticia Galapon said that while some of their co-farmers did not show up due to fear of being attacked by eels, they still went to work since they need to earn money.

"Pano, wala kaming hanapbuhay. Yan ang hanapbuhay namin kaya tiisin namin," Galapon said.

Aside from the rice fields in San Mateo, fields in the 3rd and 4th districts of
Isabela are also being attacked by the eels.

Meanwhile, the provincial agriculture office has yet to determine where the eels came from.

Provincial agriculturist Danilo Tumamao said: "Binubutas nito yung palayan. Hindi kasi ito sa mismong dike bumubutas, sa gitna ito bumubutas kaya nauubos yung tubig ng palayan nila."

"Kritikal yung nasa reproductive stage. Hindi kasi ito pwedeng matuyuan ng tubig kapag nasa booting stage ito," he added.

For now, farmers continue to conduct electrofishing while the government has yet to find a way to drive the eels away.
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They love to sing, dance and talk cock; the rest is gibberish.
 
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BuiKia said:
I think it is just a sex act gone wrong...
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Eel, swim in the water and of all places to go, decided to enter her pussy, causing damage to her uterus. Right. The question is did she enjoy the act?
 
Provincial agriculturist Danilo Tumamao said: "Binubutas nito yung palayan. Hindi kasi ito sa mismong dike bumubutas, sa gitna ito bumubutas kaya nauubos yung tubig ng palayan nila."

"Kritikal yung nasa reproductive stage. Hindi kasi ito pwedeng matuyuan ng tubig kapag nasa booting stage ito," he added.
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Fucking Pinoy scums. They love to add quotes in Tagalog into English news articles.

No other country I know of does this for their news articles. Unprofessional.

What's the matter? Too poor to hire translators? :rolleyes:
 
Can those eels be harvested and sold and eaten? if it becomes a source of food for them, these eels will be extinct in a short time....

and Laksa is right,,,they like to switch between tagalog and english..in their drama shows also like that...but the general standard of english in pinoyland is still not there. wonder how they can improve,,but with a large population i guess they can depend on domestic consumption if they can get their act together...
 
probably squirted too much lah.....................the eel was a large dildo from Europe..............
 
Cheebye itchy say cheebye itchy,...stuffed an eel in thinking shiok until that fucker got stuck inside there....

Hahahahaha how the fuck did it swim up in that hole man? Like all those gay fucks who got gerbils stuck up their asses right?


These pinoys are such lousy liars......
 
solly. n o speaker filipino. stop posting foreigner crap sponsored by CIA, OP!!!
 
Lordshiva said:
Cheebye itchy say cheebye itchy,...stuffed an eel in thinking shiok until that fucker got stuck inside there....

Hahahahaha how the fuck did it swim up in that hole man? Like all those gay fucks who got gerbils stuck up their asses right?


These pinoys are such lousy liars......
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Pinoy must be masturbating with the very smooth eel body and tail while holding on to the eel head...she enjoyed it so much that she forgot to hold properly. In the meantime, the eel decided that enough is enough and did some exploration on its own...headed to the nearest dark hole it could see....and so we have this fantastic story....:D:D:D
 
Must be new song they are promoting, " Kiwiet na puki, masarap mo"... ha ha ha ha
 
Many years ago, a native from our own backyard, Pulau Ubin claimed that she came face to face with a tiger when she came out of her wooden house.

Based on her account, luckily the name of Ubin was not changed to Harimaupura or Haripura.

A big hunt was launched but not a trace of any tiger was found. Only the wild boars

Her name was Mdm Pungot (if I am not mistaken).
 
exotic sushi lovers will pay a high price for this unagi as it cums with special sauce. :D
 
eatshitndie said:
exotic sushi lovers will pay a high price for this unagi as it cums with special sauce. :D
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Jollibee's special sauce?

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hokkien said:
Suprise that her urge is so strong:D
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lianbeng imagined she must feel really damn shiok when the eel slipped into her cb for that moment! :D but how come she never wore panties?
 
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Jolliebee,,first next Pinoy fast food will be Hornyeel -logo will be an eel sticking out of a CB
 
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