My lao chio make me shed tears of joy

[Romagnum]

My lao chio perofrmed magic on me today

She saw that I was a bit stressed, she went down on me

She said imagine all your pressures, all your tensions, all your unhappiness

Let me suck it all out and spit them away

Then after shiok shiok, everything released, she massaged me

Then she went to kitchen, made me hot coffee and slowly fed me, let me sip

Then she advised me

Whether happy or unhappy you still have to go through the day

So why not choose to be happy

I shed tears of joy, so lucky to meet this lao chio

 

[The Penetrator]

If she really love you she would swallow !

 

[Lordshiva]

maybe he didnt want her to swallow because how to kiss his lao chio on the mouth after that with his cream on her lips heeheehee

 

[looneytan]

 

[Froggy]

Why use your lao chio when can easily get syt to do this for you?

 

[tonychat]

Why use your lao chio when can easily get syt to do this for you?

Maybe his capability is only up to Lao chio level.

 

[looneytan]

Maybe his capability is only up to Lao chio level.

still better than ladyboy's asshole

 

[shctaw]

Why use your lao chio when can easily get syt to do this for you?

Lau Chio without teeth is a Gem.

 

[kongsimi]

You must have an imaginary friend.

Or an old chicken.

Leemember. Only losers pay for sex.

 

[eErotica69]

You must have an imaginary friend.

Look who is talking!

 

[eErotica69]

My lao chio perofrmed magic on me today

She saw that I was a bit stressed, she went down on me

She said imagine all your pressures, all your tensions, all your unhappiness

Let me suck it all out and spit them away

Then after shiok shiok, everything released, she massaged me

Then she went to kitchen, made me hot coffee and slowly fed me, let me sip

Then she advised me

Whether happy or unhappy you still have to go through the day

So why not choose to be happy

I shed tears of joy, so lucky to meet this lao chio

Are you referring to your wife?

 

[shctaw]

Never believe in free sex.
You either pay now or pay much much more later.

Payment does not meant only money; it can be in other form. (eg, hurt you, broken up your family, get pregnant with other man and blame it on you. etc)

You must have an imaginary friend.

Or an old chicken.

Leemember. Only losers pay for sex.

 

[Logisex]

You better go check your credit card account. She probably have bought another diamond ring.

 

[STUCK_HERE]

He's referring to his mother. Yes he did it. Mfker

 

[watchman8]

He's referring to his mother. Yes he did it. Mfker

Mother in law lah

 

[Kuailan]

If she really love you she would swallow !

After swallow than got "Aids' how? can't spit out anymore!

 

[Cerebral]

The world's most expensive things are free stuff.....