Man Hospitalized After Sitting Next to Pretty Lady for Five Hour Flight

YanDao

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
Joined
Sep 17, 2012
Messages
370
Points
0
It was a case of looks that could kill.

On a flight between Fuzhou, Fujian and Harbin, Heilongjiang, China a 40-year-old male passenger was rushed to hospital after sitting next to an allegedly beautiful woman for the entire flight.


On 4 March, the passenger took his window seat in economy class. Before take off he was surprised by the beautiful woman taking the seat next to him.

However, being a middle-aged man he began to feel self-conscious about the gut he was developing. As a result, he refrained from drinking anything for fear that he’d have to go to the bathroom upsetting his fetching neighbor by fully exposing his beer belly to her.

He also refused to stand up and stretch out of shame and remained firmly entrenched in his seat for the entire five-hour flight.

After the plane landed at Fujian Changle International Airport the man was unable to move his body and thought he couldn’t get off then. Soon after that, he passed out.

The man was reportedly a victim of Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) which is often poorly labeled as “economy-class syndrome.” DVT can affect susceptible people in a variety of situations including when they remain in one position for long periods of time combined with other factors.

DVT can lead to a variety of complications including death.

To help lower the risk of DVT, experts recommend people sitting for long periods of time to move as much as possible and drink lots of water. These, of course, are the two things this man refused to do.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/03/...ing-next-to-pretty-lady-for-five-hour-flight/
 
Ha
ha
ha.............................

Hee
hee
hee...........................................

Hoo
hoo
hoo.................................................
 
A man have to go & pee, have to go & pee...even if that woman sitting next to him is naked...stupid fella!!
 
Crazy. As if he would have the chance to bed her if he is to sit there for the entire flight.
 
Crazy. As if he would have the chance to bed her if he is to sit there for the entire flight.

First time taking a flight & first time he had seen a woman prettier than his wife...maybe first time seeing a woman.
 
Last edited:
hi there


1. ah tiong must be damn horny and wet throughout the 5-hr trip.
2. this is the best joke of the day:D
 
The beautiful woman is not human, but a demoness. She had sucked the life force out of him during the flight.
 
Back
Top