old man hardly go to funeral wakes lately ...

[tanwahtiu]

All his old kakis gone already?

He is the last man still alive?

 

[johnny333]

He's just resting so that he has enough strength to walk to his own funeral

 

[halsey02]

He's just resting so that he has enough strength to walk to his own funeral

You funny...and give a long eulogy too, huh?

 

[escher]

He's just resting so that he has enough strength to walk to his own funeral

Get your bubbly and XO ready, together with beer and wine
We all will dance on the streets and on table tops
We will high five and hug friends and strangers alike.

AND GO

YUM YUM YUMMMMMMMMMMMM SENG!

 

[johnny333]

You funny...and give a long eulogy too, huh?

LKY is a control freak. He probably won't let anyone else write his eulogy. He's probably got it all written down

I wonder who he has selected to read this eulogy

 

[GoldenDragon]

LKY is a control freak. He probably won't let anyone else write his eulogy. He's probably got it all written down

I wonder who he has selected to read this eulogy

Kee Chiu? Just kidding. Wee Cho Yaw, Li Ka-Shing, Henry Kissinger .................. I know it won't be his great pal Dr M.

 

[tanwahtiu]

let's hope his clown son will crack some jokes about him.

Kee Chiu? Just kidding. Wee Cho Yaw, Li Ka-Shing, Henry Kissinger .................. I know it won't be his great pal Dr M.

 

[The Penetrator]

He wont go to any funeral now becos his scared it will chiong with his own !

 

[lianbeng]

All his old kakis gone already?

He is the last man still alive?

lianbeng replies: he might see himself there inside that rectangular box so better siam!

 

[Kuailan]

Old man would probably tell his son this:

"son I want u to bury all my money with me when I die"

When old man died his son obliged and "wrote him a cheque full amount few hundred million $"

 

[looneytan]

Old man would probably tell his son this:

"son I want u to bury all my money with me when I die"

When old man died his son obliged and "wrote him a cheque full amount few hundred million $"

Old man tell his son "son, when I die, leave the money upstairs, I will grab them on my way up"
Son replied " dad, may be I should leave the money in the basement"

 

[tanwahtiu]

Since old man like $$$ so much put his picture on a new $1 Singapore dollar notes and coins and also on yan lou wang $$ notes to burn.

Old man tell his son "son, when I die, leave the money upstairs, I will grab them on my way up"
Son replied " dad, may be I should leave the money in the basement"

 

[escher]

Since old man like $$$ so much put his picture on a new $1 Singapore dollar notes and coins and also on yan lou wang $$ notes to burn.

Put his face on toilet paper.
That will make us happy to go pang sai.
And then wipe his face to clean up the smear of shit LKY.

And placing LKY toilet paper on table to chop will be effective.
People will see his fucked up face and siam that table.

 

[halsey02]

LKY is a control freak. He probably won't let anyone else write his eulogy. He's probably got it all written down

I wonder who he has selected to read this eulogy

Maybe the most Manly person in his household, his daughter, who will tell you long tales of washing undies, eating leftovers, recycling diapers...& the eulogy will be 1 week long...:p Please do not get "rin tin tin' to read the eulogy, Old man will get up to use the toilet... ha ha ha ha & not the opposition, they will receive lawyer's letter from the other side, suing them for defamation!! heh heh heh

 

[The_Hypocrite]

He hardly goes anywhere. N how often he attend parleement? N when he last attend MPS? not even doing his job as mp.

 

[streetsmart73]

LKY is a control freak. He probably won't let anyone else write his eulogy. He's probably got it all written down

I wonder who he has selected to read this eulogy

hi there


1. aiyoh! bro.
2. who else leh
3. its freaking daughterman thing mah:p
4. you even have to pay reading the eulogy hoh.