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Ass Loon Made Fun of China While Playing Jester to Please Obama

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<H2 class="title icon">PM: Beijing enjoys free smoke, Shanghai enjoys free Pork Rib Soup ! </H2>
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WASHINGTON - Singapore is well-known for its efficiency and order, but on a visit to Washington the city state's prime minister displayed a less advertised attribute — humour.

In an after-dinner speech to U.S. businessmen, Lee Hsien Loong made a couple of jokes that could pass for stand-up comedy.
He drew laughs — and some groans — with his quips, including several about China's environmental problems.

"Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows!" Lee said.
He then alluded to thousands of pig carcasses recently fished from Chinese rivers.

"(In) Shanghai, if you want some pork soup, you just turn on the tap," he said.

His audience appeared doubtful if that was in good taste, until he added: "That's their joke, not mine!"

Lee, who met earlier in the day with President Barack Obama, had serious messages in his speech too.

He spoke about the challenges facing China as it emerges from its once-in-a-decade leadership transition, and on the need for the two global powers, the U.S. and China, to get along.

Singapore gets on well with both, and Lee said China, which remains cautious about political reform, looks at the prosperous city state to try to understand how to balance its economic and social goals as it develops.

With a little self-deprecation, Lee described Singapore as a "tiny Bonzai model" for China to learn from.

Lee is the son of Singapore's founding prime minister, Lee Kwan Yew, who steered the Southeast Asian nation's remarkable development for many years while keeping a firm grip on power.

The same party has ruled for the past 50 years, although the political opposition gained ground in national elections in 2011.



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He drew laughs — and some groans — with his quips, including several about China's environmental problems.

"Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows!" Lee said.
He then alluded to thousands of pig carcasses recently fished from Chinese rivers.

"(In) Shanghai, if you want some pork soup, you just turn on the tap," he said.

His audience appeared doubtful if that was in good taste, until he added: "That's their joke, not mine!"

lianbeng agrees! :D that's their problem not ours! tio mah!
 
He drew laughs — and some groans — with his quips, including several about China's environmental problems.

"Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows!" Lee said.
He then alluded to thousands of pig carcasses recently fished from Chinese rivers.

"(In) Shanghai, if you want some pork soup, you just turn on the tap," he said.

His audience appeared doubtful if that was in good taste, until he added: "That's their joke, not mine!"

lianbeng agrees! :D that's their problem not ours! tio mah!

yeah you sure know how to talk c@ock and talk big only. wait till they screw you and tell you taht's your problem not theirs, then you eat sh!t for sure. remember what happened when he visited Taiwan and China cancelled almost bilateral contracts and talk overnight? alot of sinkie businessmen got burnt and cow beh cow bu till he has to do a U turn to appease them and then Taiwan also got fed up and that how the pee sai remark came about. know your place and know your history.
 
Those Sinkie businessmen, mostly PAP supporters and SCCCI or ASME members, can go 仆街 overnight and it'll be none of my concern. :cool:
 
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