Close Encounter Of The Weird Kind and "Selamat Datang Ke Malaysia'

Kohliantye

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I travel by road between a sickening, authoritative, boring, troublesome and hopeless Singapore into a friendly, warm, respectable and wonderful Malaysia almost every week for meals in Pontian and Pengarrang (PAP in short) situated on the sea-coasts of that great friendly country.

Passing through Singapore is a frustrating experience, especially for a Singaporean who has contributed to the defence of Singapore from the Communist, Communalistic and Criminal era of Singapore. Those were the days when Singapore was in the throes of a take-over and we, the stupid defenders brought peace to it. Today we are treated as suspects. hahahahahahahaha.............

We were told that Malaysia was a gone case and that we would survive. That I leave it to the forummers to decide.

Coming back to the crossing between Gurkha-controlled Singapore and local police-controlled Malaysia, I would like to share with readers as to what happens many a times when we cross this "First-World Nation" into that "Third-World Nation"

The Singapore side (Immigration on my exit) treated us (former freedom fighters) like real suspects, whereas the Malaysians (Immigration) were so polite and warm and never viewed us as "enemies".

The shocking thing was that both sides were manned by ethnic Malays. The one on Singapore was such a let-down, whereas the one on the other side was such a friendly person - most willing even to take the Singapore "suspects" as good friends.

Anyway we returned to a hopeless Singapore again where Malaysian Cisco security guards asked us whether we had cigarettes to declare.......

Are cigarettes such an expensive item that requires such intensive "interrogation" by armed Malaysians in our midsts. Just wherev are bthe priorities. No wonder Mas Selamat Kastari escaped. Maybe, the Singapore side was asking him about Kreteks or "ang-hoon" to declare.

Forget about Sabah................We have already been invaded........... Shall we fight or wait till the internal enemy is defeated?????????????
 
You mentioned that the singapore Malays were hostile but not the Malaysians? Then u mentioned the singapore side was manned by Malaysian Cisco guards and they were hostile.
 
My mudland friends always say Singapore is land for economic development, hell for retirement.
 
got job vacancies for the mats ... :eek:

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Cisco farkers manning our Woodlands Checkpoints are mostly Malaysians..

Can see the Malaysian Kelings, bloody Yaya when donning the Cisco uniform..

If you see a Cisco Keling with the name tag A/L, I think it means Son of in Malay..

Then you'll know these Pundeks are from Malaysia..
 
The only thing I dislike when coming thru changi is the customs and also when leaving changi when have to check bags just before boarding gate. damn leceh.


As for FTs, fight what and who when so many foreigners are in our midst, we have already been conquered. we better diam diam, sit one corner and drink teh tarik.

Better learn to live peacefully with them.
 
You mentioned that the singapore Malays were hostile but not the Malaysians? Then u mentioned the singapore side was manned by Malaysian Cisco guards and they were hostile.

Yes the Singapore Immigration Officer (a Malay lady) was very officious and clearly abusing her position, despite getting paid peanuts.

The Malaysian side was gracious despite being paid much lesser (in ringgits) then their Singapore counterparts.

The MALAYSIAN Cisco guards are those Malaysians employed here as security guards.

These people were also hostile.
 


Yes the Singapore Immigration Officer (a Malay lady) was very officious and clearly abusing her position, despite getting paid peanuts.

The Malaysian side was gracious despite being paid much lesser (in ringgits) then their Singapore counterparts.

The MALAYSIAN Cisco guards are those Malaysians employed here as security guards.

These people were also hostile.

Malaysian sides are custom officers from the custom & excise department & immigration department not security guards from cisco!
 
Now no need to fill in card to enter Malaysia. Even better. That was how the sulus got in.
 
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