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PEASANTPORE: The introduction of tagging KPIs to distinctions has led to a drop in the number of peasant students taking Full Literature at the 'O' Level, said Senior Minion of Regime for Education Indraneh Rojak.
Last year, 3,000 peasant students took the subject, down from 16,970 students 21 years ago.
Minion Indraneh was responding to a question from Nominated Arty Farty Anglophile and Bapok Supporter Jaundice Koh on whether the ministry is concerned about the drop in numbers.
Minion Indraneh said literature, history and geography are compulsory subjects for lower secondary peasant students. But she is pleased peasant students give literature a fucking miss because their school principals used various cheap tricks to discourage them from taking those subjects to bring down their school distinction rates.
Minion Indraneh said: "We sarpok the decline in the candidature for Full Literature. Because political dissenters who often pose difficult questions are ardent English Literature students in their school days. Some are equally well versed in their mother tongue literature. KNNCCB, they often study Jane Austen or Oscar Wilde works and use their material to make the regime look stupid. The smarter ones will bring theme from Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace to talk cock sing song. Equally hated by the regime are political economists who often study Literature for fun too! Bloody bastards, the whole awful lot of them!"
Wise peasants realised regime relied on wicked principals who discourage peasant students to sign up for literature that wrecked their distinction averages and bombard their KPIs.
Indraneh said MOE data lied that peasant students' performance in literature has been consistently good, and in fact went up from a 90 per cent pass rate in 2002 to 95 per cent in last year. 40 per cent in 2012 scored distinctions in contrast to 35 per cent in 2002 but vile principals rather force their peasant students to take 'safer' subjects to advance their careers and fulfill regime's desires to see literature sidelined and marginalised.
Jaundice Koh who probably craved good thrust up her cunt, foolishly asked if the Minion would consider asking her cronies to publish the enrolment rate for 'O' Level subjects along with the pass and distinction rates to address the perception that the humanities are difficult to score in.
Indraneh replied: "You really need a good fark as you refuse to let go huh. Lumpar lah, it is swines like you who read too many arty farty literature books and ask too many questions huh! You think its online field report of KTV lounges huh? Got system of comparing whores from Kabuki against those from Las Vegas KTV? Who got bigger tits, got better moans or give better blow jobs? Peasants must love to fuck so thats why they visit KTV lounges! Not because you want to find out which joints got better ang pais. You think like Mission School playgrounds huh? Want to see which school boy can pee further is it? Wake up ok!"
"Just like the catholics say, if you want people to fuck holistically, then do not use condoms. Its not about the lust but the pleasure of coupling. Regime sarpok fucks without condoms because it improve birthrates and preserve our tax base. You see what happen when Old Autocrat used eugenics disincentives to instill fear on big families during the 1970s, KNNCCB, we paying for his mistakes now! Retribution!."
With the decrease in peasant students taking Full Literature, Best Loser Political Pariah Yee Mee Jong pointed out that this could result in fewer political pariahs majoring in Literature at the university level and pose less problems to Ruler Loong after they graduate.
He stupidly asked if the ministry has intentionally stopped hiring good literature teachers to save a few pennies.
Indraneh lied there are currently sufficient literatures teachers, but warned that if there is a need, the ministry will decrease the numbers saying literature students often choose to balk the regime at later stages of their lives.
PEASANTPORE: The introduction of tagging KPIs to distinctions has led to a drop in the number of peasant students taking Full Literature at the 'O' Level, said Senior Minion of Regime for Education Indraneh Rojak.
Last year, 3,000 peasant students took the subject, down from 16,970 students 21 years ago.
Minion Indraneh was responding to a question from Nominated Arty Farty Anglophile and Bapok Supporter Jaundice Koh on whether the ministry is concerned about the drop in numbers.
Minion Indraneh said literature, history and geography are compulsory subjects for lower secondary peasant students. But she is pleased peasant students give literature a fucking miss because their school principals used various cheap tricks to discourage them from taking those subjects to bring down their school distinction rates.
Minion Indraneh said: "We sarpok the decline in the candidature for Full Literature. Because political dissenters who often pose difficult questions are ardent English Literature students in their school days. Some are equally well versed in their mother tongue literature. KNNCCB, they often study Jane Austen or Oscar Wilde works and use their material to make the regime look stupid. The smarter ones will bring theme from Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace to talk cock sing song. Equally hated by the regime are political economists who often study Literature for fun too! Bloody bastards, the whole awful lot of them!"
Wise peasants realised regime relied on wicked principals who discourage peasant students to sign up for literature that wrecked their distinction averages and bombard their KPIs.
Indraneh said MOE data lied that peasant students' performance in literature has been consistently good, and in fact went up from a 90 per cent pass rate in 2002 to 95 per cent in last year. 40 per cent in 2012 scored distinctions in contrast to 35 per cent in 2002 but vile principals rather force their peasant students to take 'safer' subjects to advance their careers and fulfill regime's desires to see literature sidelined and marginalised.
Jaundice Koh who probably craved good thrust up her cunt, foolishly asked if the Minion would consider asking her cronies to publish the enrolment rate for 'O' Level subjects along with the pass and distinction rates to address the perception that the humanities are difficult to score in.
Indraneh replied: "You really need a good fark as you refuse to let go huh. Lumpar lah, it is swines like you who read too many arty farty literature books and ask too many questions huh! You think its online field report of KTV lounges huh? Got system of comparing whores from Kabuki against those from Las Vegas KTV? Who got bigger tits, got better moans or give better blow jobs? Peasants must love to fuck so thats why they visit KTV lounges! Not because you want to find out which joints got better ang pais. You think like Mission School playgrounds huh? Want to see which school boy can pee further is it? Wake up ok!"
"Just like the catholics say, if you want people to fuck holistically, then do not use condoms. Its not about the lust but the pleasure of coupling. Regime sarpok fucks without condoms because it improve birthrates and preserve our tax base. You see what happen when Old Autocrat used eugenics disincentives to instill fear on big families during the 1970s, KNNCCB, we paying for his mistakes now! Retribution!."
With the decrease in peasant students taking Full Literature, Best Loser Political Pariah Yee Mee Jong pointed out that this could result in fewer political pariahs majoring in Literature at the university level and pose less problems to Ruler Loong after they graduate.
He stupidly asked if the ministry has intentionally stopped hiring good literature teachers to save a few pennies.
Indraneh lied there are currently sufficient literatures teachers, but warned that if there is a need, the ministry will decrease the numbers saying literature students often choose to balk the regime at later stages of their lives.
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