Reader’s Digest Is Bankrupt as Iconic Magazine Falters

[zhihau]

It is ranked 149 in the world in terms content safety.

bro,
that's the best part of the joke!

 

[Fishypie]

My subscription started in 1965......... *sigh* Wonder where I can read "Laughter the Best Medicine" from now on.

You stiLL can buy oLd Loose copies of them from Bras Basah CompLex at seLected stores for 50cts each..

 

[wendychan]

Your mom?

Which one?

hahahahahahahaha

step mother aka mom

 

[Sinkie]

It sends me car-keys all the time.

 

[Raiders]

It sends me car-keys all the time.

That key is use to open luncheon meat cans lah :o

 

[Fishypie]

That key is use to open luncheon meat cans lah :o

No those keys are meant to be kept & burnt during Ghost month..

 

[Raiders]

No those keys are meant to be kept & burnt during Ghost month..

You jialat lah. You burn key but you never burn the paper cars. Tonight tuayahpeh look for you

 

[Fishypie]

You jialat lah. You burn key but you never burn the paper cars. Tonight tuayahpeh look for you

Oh ya, may be tuayahpeh & friends may Log in at midnight..

 

[Majestic]

try the States Times, it's full of jokes.

No. those local news that involve PAP are cat under fiction. Only stupid people will believe that cat.

 

[SanDisk]

It sends me car-keys all the time.

Indeed iconic. So how many cars do u own?

 

[HansCafe]

Indeed iconic. So how many cars do u own?

If you try to be funny, I'll make sure someone will deal with you.

 

[Sinkie]

Indeed iconic. So how many cars do u own?

All mystery gifts, I've also received many multi million dollar cheques with my name on it.

 

[jw5]

still amazed at how they managed to trace my address after me shifted out of the old place in the past.

tracking down their readers and subscribers is probably one of the most important parts of their business model.

"ve have vays of tracking you down!"

 

[godiva]

i started from 'laughter the best medicine ' section when i was in primary school and then slowly upgrade myself to read the rest.

recent years get tulan with all those lucky draw thing from them and hence cancel my subscription

 

[Skoda]

Indeed iconic. So how many cars do u own?

You can be funny but don't try to impersonate me by posting impolite things at others.

 

[Tuayapeh]

You jialat lah. You burn key but you never burn the paper cars. Tonight tuayahpeh look for you

yeeeeeeeessshhh??



somebody called for me.............? need me to lick your stamps is it cheebyekiah.....?

 

[Tuayapeh]

Indeed iconic. So how many cars do u own?

Tuayapeh got 2 cars....................... a right car.... and a left car....

but I also got a lot of sar cars ....

 

[looneytan]

It sends me car-keys all the time.

That key is use to open luncheon meat cans lah :o

really! shit! I still keep those keys

thot they will send the car later


:oIo:

 

[looneytan]

still amazed at how they managed to trace my address after me shifted out of the old place in the past.

may be they check with your O$P$ account

 

[po2wq]

... thot they will send the car later ...

u were rite! ... dey intended 2 send later ... u mean it never came? ... u shud haf called n asked! ... dey cud haf sent 2 wrong address! ...