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PEASANTPORE: The hapless defence in the corruption trial of the former chief lackey of the Peasantpore Narcos Baboons (CNB), Lecher Ng Ah Gay, has asked the court not to convict an innocent man based on 莫许有 or just to warn greedy lackeys the sins of corruption is to make Ruler Loong look bad.
Expensive Legal Counsel Tan Ah Meng, who is defending Lecher Ng, made the stupid statement in his closing arguments on Monday morning.
Lecher Ng, 46, is accused of obtaining oral sex from 36-year-old Cocksucker Sue, a former IT sales whore, in exchange for helping to further the business interests of her anglo-saxon and nihon employers.
Not Cheap Counsel Tan pressed the Peasantpore legal fixers to nail the evidence in the case and not resort to cheap tricks or 莫许有 .
Not Cheap Counsel Tan lectured the Kangaroo Judge that criminal trial is not prosecuted based on general catch all principles and inferential arguments. If the fixers cannot produce evidence, then the Kangaroo Judge should avoid wasting time and declare the Show Trial closed and Lecher Ng an innocent horny bastard.
Not Cheap Counsel Tan pointed to the so-called inconsistencies with which the prosecution had sought to impeach Lecher Ng. He stopping short of saying such silly gimmicks disguised as arty farty prosecution will be thrown out in a proper Anglo Saxon Court of Justice.
Not Cheap Counsel Tan unwisely argued that the prosecution picked, chose and the Kangaroo Judge admitted selected parts of Lecher Ng's statements to the Peasantpore Fix Peasant Bureau (CPIB) and took them out of context. It tainted the case with gory details of various sexual positions enjoyed by Lecher Ng and Cock Sucker Sue to make them look wanton and corrupt.
The defence stupidly pointed out that Lecher Ng did not directly influence his organisation regarding procurement of projects with NCS and Jardine OneSolution but did not highlight it was possible Lecher Ng could easily lead the procurement lackeys under his beck and order, into favouring Cocksucker Sue.
Expensive Counsel Tan said all procurement processes were procedurally complied with and that Cocksucker Sue only moan deeply when fucked by Lecher Ng. Furthermore, he labels her as a slut and claimed she never expect favours from Lecher Ng except more deep screws.
Using Quantum Mechanics, Expensive Counsel Tan admitted that there was a non-declaration conflict by Lecher Ng but it is this in itself does not amount to corruption. He wants to cite Chan Sai Keong crazy ruling that ex-Regent Woody who is found in a polling station cannot be considered loitering around a polling station premises.
Given all these factors, Expensive Counsel tediously argued that the only possibility left for the lame prosecution is to base its case on future favours, which even a KTV whore will conclude that it make no cock sense.
Expensive Counsel Tan said the lame prosecution's case is internally inconsistent and that it is a sham to convict Lecher Ng on Cocksucker Sue's evidence.
He said the lame prosecution had acknowledged that its key witness is a slut and liar and had lied in court. Any peasant with common sense can see the slut had taken talk cock sing song based on instructions from Deputy Chief Enunch Teng.
Expensive Counsel Tan stressed that the lame prosecution is asking the judge to use guesswork in the absence of evidence to interpret Cocksucker Sue's mind conclude Lecher Ng corrupt intent.
"Lumpar ok, this farking Show Trial will be a laughing stock if the Ang Mohs and Nihons read the entire transcripts. I know the lame DPP and Kangaroo Judge are following Ruler Loong's decree but can you guys farking be smarter and use better arguements and follow saner precedents! If not for the money, I will not be wasting time with this Show Trial!," groaned Expensive Counsel Tan.
PEASANTPORE: The hapless defence in the corruption trial of the former chief lackey of the Peasantpore Narcos Baboons (CNB), Lecher Ng Ah Gay, has asked the court not to convict an innocent man based on 莫许有 or just to warn greedy lackeys the sins of corruption is to make Ruler Loong look bad.
Expensive Legal Counsel Tan Ah Meng, who is defending Lecher Ng, made the stupid statement in his closing arguments on Monday morning.
Lecher Ng, 46, is accused of obtaining oral sex from 36-year-old Cocksucker Sue, a former IT sales whore, in exchange for helping to further the business interests of her anglo-saxon and nihon employers.
Not Cheap Counsel Tan pressed the Peasantpore legal fixers to nail the evidence in the case and not resort to cheap tricks or 莫许有 .
Not Cheap Counsel Tan lectured the Kangaroo Judge that criminal trial is not prosecuted based on general catch all principles and inferential arguments. If the fixers cannot produce evidence, then the Kangaroo Judge should avoid wasting time and declare the Show Trial closed and Lecher Ng an innocent horny bastard.
Not Cheap Counsel Tan pointed to the so-called inconsistencies with which the prosecution had sought to impeach Lecher Ng. He stopping short of saying such silly gimmicks disguised as arty farty prosecution will be thrown out in a proper Anglo Saxon Court of Justice.
Not Cheap Counsel Tan unwisely argued that the prosecution picked, chose and the Kangaroo Judge admitted selected parts of Lecher Ng's statements to the Peasantpore Fix Peasant Bureau (CPIB) and took them out of context. It tainted the case with gory details of various sexual positions enjoyed by Lecher Ng and Cock Sucker Sue to make them look wanton and corrupt.
The defence stupidly pointed out that Lecher Ng did not directly influence his organisation regarding procurement of projects with NCS and Jardine OneSolution but did not highlight it was possible Lecher Ng could easily lead the procurement lackeys under his beck and order, into favouring Cocksucker Sue.
Expensive Counsel Tan said all procurement processes were procedurally complied with and that Cocksucker Sue only moan deeply when fucked by Lecher Ng. Furthermore, he labels her as a slut and claimed she never expect favours from Lecher Ng except more deep screws.
Using Quantum Mechanics, Expensive Counsel Tan admitted that there was a non-declaration conflict by Lecher Ng but it is this in itself does not amount to corruption. He wants to cite Chan Sai Keong crazy ruling that ex-Regent Woody who is found in a polling station cannot be considered loitering around a polling station premises.
Given all these factors, Expensive Counsel tediously argued that the only possibility left for the lame prosecution is to base its case on future favours, which even a KTV whore will conclude that it make no cock sense.
Expensive Counsel Tan said the lame prosecution's case is internally inconsistent and that it is a sham to convict Lecher Ng on Cocksucker Sue's evidence.
He said the lame prosecution had acknowledged that its key witness is a slut and liar and had lied in court. Any peasant with common sense can see the slut had taken talk cock sing song based on instructions from Deputy Chief Enunch Teng.
Expensive Counsel Tan stressed that the lame prosecution is asking the judge to use guesswork in the absence of evidence to interpret Cocksucker Sue's mind conclude Lecher Ng corrupt intent.
"Lumpar ok, this farking Show Trial will be a laughing stock if the Ang Mohs and Nihons read the entire transcripts. I know the lame DPP and Kangaroo Judge are following Ruler Loong's decree but can you guys farking be smarter and use better arguements and follow saner precedents! If not for the money, I will not be wasting time with this Show Trial!," groaned Expensive Counsel Tan.
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