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what will you put in LKY coffin?

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If you can put something in LKY coffin what do you recommend?

For a start I recommend he hold a hatchet in his hand, just in case he may need it in his 2nd world.
 
If you can put something in LKY coffin what do you recommend?

For a start I recommend he hold a hatchet in his hand, just in case he may need it in his 2nd world.

A big dildo so he can go fuck himself!
 
A stake through the heart, 1-dollar coins over his eyes and 3-M tape over his mouth.
 
Given where he's heading, he might find this useful:

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Journeys to The Under-World (Chinese: 地獄遊記, pinyin: Dìyù Yóujì, lit. "Hell Story"), also called Voyages to Hell, is a Chinese novel describing what Yangsheng (楊生), a planchette handler, saw and heard when he followed his master Ji Gong (濟公, Jì Gōng) to Hell on the instructions of the Jade Emperor. The story is about the consequences resulting from actions during the life of a person. It contains journeys made by Ji Gong and Yangsheng to each level in hell to warn those in the living world with an evil heart. Each chapter contains detailed descriptions of their observations and interviews with souls being punished in hell.
 
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hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. i sarpork the holy bible.
3. it is never too late to repent mah:D
 
If u put a bible, or any holy relics,,it will surely burst into flames like in horror movies,,,,,,



hi there


1. bro, choon boh!
2. so powderful meh:D
3. betterer set up some shrine or temple thing for individuals to pray to or to ask for 4-d mah:cool:
 
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The most recent book of his can also be cremated or buried together with him.
 
The most recent book of his can also be cremated or buried together with him.



hi there


1. aiyoh! gd.
2. the deceased just had one woman to bonk in its lifetime hoh.
3. so, it is betterer to burn more pic s of pretty women and gals to it mah.
4. even over the other side, shiok shiok shiok:D
 
superglue, rope, nails, pins, thumbtacks, scotch-tape, raffia, string, toggle rope, comsquad, etc.......................
 
hi there


1. aiyoh! gd.
2. the deceased just had one woman to bonk in its lifetime hoh.
3. so, it is betterer to burn more pic s of pretty women and gals to it mah.
4. even over the other side, shiok shiok shiok:D

That being the case, condoms!
 
Must need also to do the rituals like in the Mr Vampire movies,.. dont want him to come back as a powderful Vampire,,,anyway even if he comes back,,most singkies are already sucked dry by his minions..so most likely he will starve to death,,,

superglue, rope, nails, pins, thumbtacks, scotch-tape, raffia, string, toggle rope, comsquad, etc.......................
 
Must need also to do the rituals like in the Mr Vampire movies,.. dont want him to come back as a powderful Vampire,,,anyway even if he comes back,,most singkies are already sucked dry by his minions..so most likely he will starve to death,,,

actually I would love to see him come back as a powderful vampire, can u imagine him hopping around with his arms hanging out in front of him, mwahahahahahahhahahaah.............................. :D
 
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