Let's write tomorrow's headlines for ST, shall we?

[Confuseous]

Michael Palmer did the right thing in resigning from party and parliamentary post.
Maintains dignity and transparency of the system, which remains strong.

 

[Leongsam]

Michael Palmer was not a farmer. He planted seeds in the wrong container.

He was in the shit and had to quit and now his dick is truly split.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mr. Palm sorry he did not use his palm instead.

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. it should simply read "it is some honest mistake, sheep should move on"
3. period!

 

[Equalisation]

Tommorow's headline : M Palmer officially apologises to his constituents but adds, if can eat, don't waste.:o

 

[Confuseous]

He did try to palm her away when she used his mike.

 

[jubilee1919]

Former Speaker of Parliament to join Malaysian conglomerate!

Or

Why I Decided To Leave Politics!

 

[jiakhongleow]

PM LHL shoot off on a working trip to XX country ... blah blah blah....

He will then in the farfar land to make a statement.

Old man show him some tricks to siam Press Interview to make statement and take questions like is he going to holding a by-election soon?

Michael Palmer was not a farmer. He planted seeds in the wrong container.

He was in the shit and had to quit and now his dick is truly split.

 

[LeMans2011]

Don't understand all these people. If really keen to have a fling... why not do it when overseas? No sound no picture not good meh?

 

[po2wq]

Let's write tomorrow's headlines for ST, shall we? ...

palmer refused 2 use his palm ... now face palm n face music ...

 

[watchman8]

Headline: heartless WP demands by-election even before Michael Palmer vacates his office.

 

[halsey02]

Michael rowed his boat, up the wrong shore!

 

[myfoot123]

Tommorow's headline : M Palmer officially apologises to his constituents but adds, if can eat, don't waste.:o

Shit Times might just forgo the opportunity to up their readership in favour of their master. Let's see how much coverage they give, I expect no less than few pages like they did to WP, than I am just too optimistic msm will be fair in covering palmer's case.

 

[Sinkie]

"She took me in" - Palmer

 

[halsey02]

She Blew, Scre Bleu! - Palmer

I resisted, She insisted, I must go, Party Persisted - Palmer

 

[The Penetrator]

MP Mike Palmer - "Simply Irresistible !"

 

[halsey02]

PAlmer strike OUT!

 

[Sinkie]

"Nostradamus was right about 12.12.12. It's the end" - Palmer

 

[halsey02]

"Nostradamus was right about 12.12.12. It's the end" - Palmer

Palmer career ended 12.12.12, he should have listed Nostradamus & used his NOSE, not his PALMS..mistake!!

 

[myfoot123]

It must be tough for the Straits Times to just think of an "appropriate" single headline in this case. Will Eugene Tan or Gillian Koh be mobilised to give their "2 cts worth" of thought?

Straitis Times: "Palmer offered to resign for inappropriate behaviour, LHL has graciously accepted his resignation". As this is isolated incident, Singaporeans are urged not to politicise the matter and show consideration for palmer's family during their difficult time. LHL has urged everyone to offer the family some peace and privacy. In the mean time...so n so will cover here and there and lives goes on....

Probably along that line.