I am convinced you know what you are doing 101% without shadow of doubt or reservation. Unlike the idiots who doubted you, you appear like the real deal.
Rest assured my credentials are genuine too. When I was a young boy, my father took me on long hitch-hiking expeditions across the Southern Siberian Steppe. In summer you could see the plush green of an endless meadow and in autumn, the fading pink of the distant mountain ranges. We would return home exhausted and mother would scold us when she saw the used condoms in our backpacks. As usual my father had found a couple of hookers along the way and had helped himself to the best that the Steppe had to offer.
My family believed in the USSR and its dominance of the continent of Eurasia was all but inevitable. But fate wrought its ugly hands on the province of our manifest destiny, and our empire was denied its true place in the world of men and mice. Today evil ships from the USA patrol our waters, harassing our merchants, and puerile NATO planes fly over our land dropping vile propaganda on our good citizens.
Our nation is weak because our rivers are impassable and do not allow the free flow of goods. We have invested heavily in commodities and agriculture but that can only take us so far. We need methane. We need that molecule. We need CH4!!!!! This gas will deliver us from strife and allow us to re-exert ourselves in the world.