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Peasantpore: Acting Prime Minion Duke of Punggol, Teo CH thinks there are positive signs that Peasantpore will be able to achieve its target of building as strong a Peasantpore elite core as possible, by encouraging its elite class peasants to get married and have more high end children or Princelings earlier. Shortfall in local peasant birthrate will be solved by importing cheap foreign peasants from regional basketcase states.
Duke Teo, who is also Minion-in-Charge of peasant depopulation policies, said surveys show that 85 per cent of singles want to get married, while eight in 10 married couples want to have two to three children but are unable to do so thanks to high standard of living and expensive child care bills. This also implies bapok marriages are ruled out till Old Autocrat meets Lord Yama.
He did not dare to concede that high standards of living are damping desires among the vast majority to get married and start families. However armed with a thick hide and addressing about 200 pro-regime participants at a townhall dialogue on "De-population of local peasants, Familee's Future" on Tuesday, Duke Teo said this is very encouraging. With less local peasants, the regime is able to import cheap foreign talents to secure long term foreign investments and resulting tax dollars. Duke Teo also hopes that Peasantpore's Total Fertility Rate (TFR) can decrease from the current 1.2 to 0 before he retires.
He said it would be good if the TFR approaches zero but added that it'll take more anti-peasant policies achieve zero growth rate for local peasants. This means those anti-peasants policies must drive local peasants to desperation and the regime will open up Bedok Reservoir for them to end their lives easily.
Duke Teo went on to dismiss suggestions for the rich regime to increase financial support for local peasant parents, improve the availability and quality of childcare facilities and promote work-life balance and flexi-work arrangements. Duke Teo said the Ruler Loong has already veto those proposals, and canned ideas to refine existing marriage and parenthood initiatives.
"Lampard peasants do not get the message. We only want cheap foreign peasants, not expensive troublesome local peasants. Countries like Dubai proved it can still stay rich despite have 60% foreign labour working to serve the remaining 5% elite class. We will discourage local peasants from getting married and having peasant children by jacking cost of living, tax hikes, wage freezes and other measures to drive local peasants to desperation," sneered Duke Teo.
He pointed out that Peasantpore will need to add about 20,000 new and cheap foreign peasant citizens each year, to attract foreign investments.
A good number of these new peasants are spouses of citizens, the familar low end foreigners securing citizenship using sham marriages e.g. PRC hookers + uneducated local peasant male
Last year, 39 per cent of marriages, or about 9,000, were between a local peasant and a Nehs/PRCs/Pinoys/Viets. So with 20,000 new foreign peasants per year, Duke Teo said the regime is "filling" in the shortfall to replace itself and to have a sustainable tax income to ensure comfortable stipends for the Familee, lackeys and minions.
Turning to long-term population projections, Duke Teo said Peasantpore can learn from Hongkie Donkey. The Cantos are able to pack 6 million peasants on two hilly islands using novel ideas like bird cages. The Urban Remonetisation Authority (URA), in its most recent mid-term concept plan review in 2006, claimed that Peasantpore has sufficient land to support a population of 6.5 million peasants by using Hongkie Donkey's bird cage concept.
Duke Teo stressed that this was a planning parameter and a viable population target.
He said what Peasantpore's pro-foreigners policies is set in stone and is independent of how many more babies the island has. New good jobs, schools and public housing will be reserved for new immigrants, as well as the foreign serfs needed to support foreign and local merchants' thirst for cheap expendable labour.
"Ok, this idiot Yeo CT and Raymond Lampard cock up the infrastructure, they collect handsome stipends but never plan well ahead, and do away with buffers for contingencies to maximise profits for shareholders e.g. Temasick. This is a prudent thing to do so because it is paramount importance that Ho Jinx has cheap source of funds for her overseas punts. So peasants must bite the bullet and bear with the infrastructure woes ok. Do not comprain comprain lah, just kowtow Ruler Loong and all is well," sneered Duke Teo.
The National Population and Talent Division has received close to 2,000 pieces of feedback directly and met over 1,200 pro-regime individuals and representatives of various groupings and organisations. All those lackeys and representatives assured Duke Teo that local peasants gladly support the regime's pro-foreigner policies.
The regime is preparing a wayang White Paper on the local peasant depopulation issue and plans to finalise it for implementation by the end of the year. Of course, it will still take SMRT's Quack 6 years to change all the wooden sleepers on his train tracks.
Peasantpore: Acting Prime Minion Duke of Punggol, Teo CH thinks there are positive signs that Peasantpore will be able to achieve its target of building as strong a Peasantpore elite core as possible, by encouraging its elite class peasants to get married and have more high end children or Princelings earlier. Shortfall in local peasant birthrate will be solved by importing cheap foreign peasants from regional basketcase states.
Duke Teo, who is also Minion-in-Charge of peasant depopulation policies, said surveys show that 85 per cent of singles want to get married, while eight in 10 married couples want to have two to three children but are unable to do so thanks to high standard of living and expensive child care bills. This also implies bapok marriages are ruled out till Old Autocrat meets Lord Yama.
He did not dare to concede that high standards of living are damping desires among the vast majority to get married and start families. However armed with a thick hide and addressing about 200 pro-regime participants at a townhall dialogue on "De-population of local peasants, Familee's Future" on Tuesday, Duke Teo said this is very encouraging. With less local peasants, the regime is able to import cheap foreign talents to secure long term foreign investments and resulting tax dollars. Duke Teo also hopes that Peasantpore's Total Fertility Rate (TFR) can decrease from the current 1.2 to 0 before he retires.
He said it would be good if the TFR approaches zero but added that it'll take more anti-peasant policies achieve zero growth rate for local peasants. This means those anti-peasants policies must drive local peasants to desperation and the regime will open up Bedok Reservoir for them to end their lives easily.
Duke Teo went on to dismiss suggestions for the rich regime to increase financial support for local peasant parents, improve the availability and quality of childcare facilities and promote work-life balance and flexi-work arrangements. Duke Teo said the Ruler Loong has already veto those proposals, and canned ideas to refine existing marriage and parenthood initiatives.
"Lampard peasants do not get the message. We only want cheap foreign peasants, not expensive troublesome local peasants. Countries like Dubai proved it can still stay rich despite have 60% foreign labour working to serve the remaining 5% elite class. We will discourage local peasants from getting married and having peasant children by jacking cost of living, tax hikes, wage freezes and other measures to drive local peasants to desperation," sneered Duke Teo.
He pointed out that Peasantpore will need to add about 20,000 new and cheap foreign peasant citizens each year, to attract foreign investments.
A good number of these new peasants are spouses of citizens, the familar low end foreigners securing citizenship using sham marriages e.g. PRC hookers + uneducated local peasant male
Last year, 39 per cent of marriages, or about 9,000, were between a local peasant and a Nehs/PRCs/Pinoys/Viets. So with 20,000 new foreign peasants per year, Duke Teo said the regime is "filling" in the shortfall to replace itself and to have a sustainable tax income to ensure comfortable stipends for the Familee, lackeys and minions.
Turning to long-term population projections, Duke Teo said Peasantpore can learn from Hongkie Donkey. The Cantos are able to pack 6 million peasants on two hilly islands using novel ideas like bird cages. The Urban Remonetisation Authority (URA), in its most recent mid-term concept plan review in 2006, claimed that Peasantpore has sufficient land to support a population of 6.5 million peasants by using Hongkie Donkey's bird cage concept.
Duke Teo stressed that this was a planning parameter and a viable population target.
He said what Peasantpore's pro-foreigners policies is set in stone and is independent of how many more babies the island has. New good jobs, schools and public housing will be reserved for new immigrants, as well as the foreign serfs needed to support foreign and local merchants' thirst for cheap expendable labour.
"Ok, this idiot Yeo CT and Raymond Lampard cock up the infrastructure, they collect handsome stipends but never plan well ahead, and do away with buffers for contingencies to maximise profits for shareholders e.g. Temasick. This is a prudent thing to do so because it is paramount importance that Ho Jinx has cheap source of funds for her overseas punts. So peasants must bite the bullet and bear with the infrastructure woes ok. Do not comprain comprain lah, just kowtow Ruler Loong and all is well," sneered Duke Teo.
The National Population and Talent Division has received close to 2,000 pieces of feedback directly and met over 1,200 pro-regime individuals and representatives of various groupings and organisations. All those lackeys and representatives assured Duke Teo that local peasants gladly support the regime's pro-foreigner policies.
The regime is preparing a wayang White Paper on the local peasant depopulation issue and plans to finalise it for implementation by the end of the year. Of course, it will still take SMRT's Quack 6 years to change all the wooden sleepers on his train tracks.
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