Chemistry of a Woman

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Element Name: WOMAN
Sex Chromosomes: XX
Chemical Name: WO
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Atomic Weight: Varies widely by sizes (XL, L, M, S and XS)

Physical properties: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties:
Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver,
platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.
Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
 
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Brilliant. I'd rather have the biology of woman ..with the mandatory physical:p
 
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