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Old man wants to lecture one of the BRICS
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Tell him to go tell his grandfather's story to the ruskies lah we sinkies hear until ear pain already
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Funny....Russia has longer history, more turbulent past but they manage. I am sure they will b around much longer after us
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Peasantpore: Old Autocrat LKY on Wednesday shared some key elements of his regime's success in attracting investments, which former Soviet Union can emulate.
Addressing the 7th Roussi-Peasantpore Business Forum, Old Autocrat said key to attracting Nihon and Ang Moh investments is to protect the safety and security of those foreign merchants, their families and if necessary at their local peasants' expense .
For Old Autocrat, taking part in the Roussi-Peasantpore Business Forum is a regular affair, since he is familiar with former Soviet Union's vile statecraft from his many visits there. Old Autocrat is an admirer of the KGB setup, the Show Trial concept and other social engineering e.g. eugenics.
Old Autocrat was asked what Roussi could do to attract more investments.
"KNN, I always learn from Lenin and Stalin when it cums to dealing with dissenters and now you ask me how to con Ang Moh and Nihon investors. Very simple lah, I give them endless supply of cheap labour lor. Your KGB treat investors and Rossi serfs like dirt. Cannot. You must follow me, treat investors like mini deities and force your serfs to toil for merchants and their me, their ruler. Arty farty people who make me angry, I sue them till they bankrupt or seek refuge in Uncle Sam. No need to give them free food and lodgings in Siberian gulags ok. No need to waste time and use tanks to steamroll them, just threaten any protesters' parents or their children, all will be cry for mercy when my Internal Security Dogs visit their aging parents' or their children in schools. You see got this Prof Tey write bad about my legal system, what happen to him now? Kenna charged sex for grades. His wife and child now are regarded as pariahs and I keep sending people to remind them of his crimes. Stalin sure agree with my tactics if he cums back from the dead lor.' crowed Old Autocrat.
"Today, we have more foreign merchants in Peasantpore than fleas on a dog's arse. I make the Peasantpore liveable, safe only for foreigners and their children under 'One Country Three System' concept. Got horny rich foreigner molest our gals, we only fine them. Got foreigners beat up our peasants, we also declare them 'gila' and make them pay compassionate fines. Some too drunk and goondu, we let them escape through our borders e.g. Ionescu. Roll out red carpet and ensure constant supply of PRC hostesses in high end KTV lounges, even the F1 drivers and Ernie love to fark them after their staged circus. Rich bastards are usually horny, we close one eye when undergrads sell their bodies to rich merchants. We protect Burmese drug lords and their ill gotten wealth. We even shelter Indos and PRC crooks who steal from their home countries. Peasantpore is the best playground for the rich Ang Mohs, Nihons and PRC Pandas, even better than Macau," he beamed with pride as he recounts how Peasantpore is a playground for the rich and famous foreigners.
With Singapore's long-term population and manpower challenges in the news, Mr Lee also spoke about the pace of admitting foreigners.
"You Rossi very stupid despite vast numbers of clever scientists, world class mathematicans and enginners. Your diplomats steal so much land from Qing China without bloodshed but now the far east is underpopulated. Just farking invite the MNCs to open up the far east and those Ang Mohs and Nihons will find a way to deal with the PRC hordes eyeing at the far east lor. When got dispute, always side with Ang Mohs and Nihons, that way its divide and conquer, far east sure secured and foreign investments will come in. Never make enemies with moneybags, that is Stalin's key problem," said Old Autocrat.
There was also a suggestion that Old Autocrat make his memoirs and books available online.
While Old Autocrat LKY knew his works are nothing compared to Butchers Lenin or Mao who looked after vast lands and diverse rebellious peasants whereas he has an easier time dealing with indolent Asiatic serfs who are well domesticated by the Brits during the colonial era.
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Yawn, Yawn, Yawn.. Same old story of the Old Fart imparting his balls of wisdom to the World.. Russia can have Old Fart if they want.. We don't need him back home..
No need for him to come back to Sinkie Land.. Since he cannot tahan the hot weather in Spore, then he should be dumped to Siberia..
No need for him to come back to Sinkie Land.. Since he cannot tahan the hot weather in Spore, then he should be dumped to Siberia..
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het pesde. the old man made his son learn Russian, dunch play play :p:p:p
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Surprised SAM didn't come in & UP YOURS___! like he usually does..
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The ruskies should put LKY in the gulags for persecuting socialists and communists in singapore.
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Will LKY kena scolded by Putin machiam Jacque Chirac did?
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LKY should impart his usual so called expertly advice to the Talibans
The Talibans would shove one of their Ak 47 rifles up the arse of this Old Fart..
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hi there
1. red, some old broken record kena jumping on the same track mah!
2. repeat, repeat and repeats loh.
3. literally teaching the russians how to bonk or what!
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