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"The Government of a Middle Eastern state is recruiting
a senior torturer to work in a well-equipped prison.
Our Ideal candidate would be prepared to inflict
extreme pain and suffering.
Familiarity with dental and medical equipment and
knowledge of human anatomy is required. Daily work
will involve penetrating injuries, blunt trauma, electric
shocking, asphyxiation and traumatic removal of digits
and limbs. Exposure to body fluids is inevitable but,
where appropriate, protective clothing can be provided.
Candidates will be expected to inspire a small but
enthusiastic team to go beyond what they ever
believed possible.
If this sounds like a sick joke, that's only because
jobs like this aren't usually advertised. but the
job exist and there's no shortage of candidates.
We've called Freedom from Torture, a UK-based
rehabilitation organisation, dedicated to the
care of survivors of torture. We also speak out
alongside survivors to raise awareness and
influence decision makers. We can't do this alone,
and thats why we really have a job for you.
Go to www.freedomfromtorture.org/recruit and
help us to put torturers out of work for good.
"The Government of a Middle Eastern state is recruiting
a senior torturer to work in a well-equipped prison.
Our Ideal candidate would be prepared to inflict
extreme pain and suffering.
Familiarity with dental and medical equipment and
knowledge of human anatomy is required. Daily work
will involve penetrating injuries, blunt trauma, electric
shocking, asphyxiation and traumatic removal of digits
and limbs. Exposure to body fluids is inevitable but,
where appropriate, protective clothing can be provided.
Candidates will be expected to inspire a small but
enthusiastic team to go beyond what they ever
believed possible.
If this sounds like a sick joke, that's only because
jobs like this aren't usually advertised. but the
job exist and there's no shortage of candidates.
We've called Freedom from Torture, a UK-based
rehabilitation organisation, dedicated to the
care of survivors of torture. We also speak out
alongside survivors to raise awareness and
influence decision makers. We can't do this alone,
and thats why we really have a job for you.
Go to www.freedomfromtorture.org/recruit and
help us to put torturers out of work for good.
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