Need some travel advice since I blur sotong

[streetsmart73]

A waste of cock, her fleshy rump takes up half the depth so you can only go half way. Fat girl on top dangerous, gotta hold her tightly unless she fracture your cock riding it. Thin girls better, some can be very tight. Can play nunchaku also.

hi there


1. bro, thin gals are just a bag of bones leh! believe me, thin gals are mostly airport too!
2. plenty of abrasion & friction if guy pokes the fast lane mah.
3. semi-fat will be just nice!

 

[Cestbon]

By law all tourist must carry passport all the time. Do not put passport and wallet in same place. If one drop/missing at least still have one ID to identify personal detail.
Some thing need to take not.
1. Not carry all the cash. Spilt some money in hotel safe if wallet drop/kenna rob-still have back up cash.
2. Do not carry to many Credit card-one or 2 will be good enough-wallet missing very troublesome
3. If not driving put driving license in hotel-still have backup ID in case anything happen
4. Be courtesy and respect others dont act like rich person/show off.......those manner others dont like


Happy holiday and enjoy. China no need to worry not language barrier if u can speak mandarin.
U can take High speed train between Shanghai and HangZhou. and is very cheap.
Just take hotel business card when check in. If u dont know the way back just flag a taxi and show the card(this is what I do every time take hotel card) If the taxi driver dont know he will call the hotel asking for direction.

 

[eatshitndie]

Ghoshh... what an old pervert

we all know your cunt is getting wet.

 

[BuriramUnitedFC]

bring passport, if not some people mistaken you as a local (i presume you are chinese)

 

[red amoeba]

don't make fun of ppl's size lah....LOL

then again, sadplumpgirl may not be plump cos many gals think they r plump. then again, u might not even be a girl. we have seen too much of such impersonation on this forum, some claim to be stewardess some more.

ok...

-make photocopies of your passport
-keep photocopy of your passport with you away from the original.
-bring original with you - keep close to your body (eg: near your privates) -and some cash - in USD preferably - since they can be used anywhere around the world
- i sometimes will keep some in my shoe.
- i neber keep anything in my back pocket except rubbish - i damm paranoid about pickpockets
- as mentioned by Streetsmart, neber trust any bird in China - not even the gong-an.
- and sometimes if i am super paranoid, i won't take the first or second cab in the queue. I will pretend to idle and then go for the third cab or subsequent.
- don't be flashy and be humble to stay out of trouble.
- go with at least a companion -since single lady can be a target
- wear a ring as if you r married...

 

[HellBoy]

hi there


1. if you are some gal, you will sure get rape!
2. if you can some guy thing, you will sure get "chopped"!
3. come on! get real in chineyland.
4. honest, never trust anyone, i repeat ANYONE IN CHINEYLAND.
5. don't take clause 4.0 as some silly joke!
6. i have seen just too much on the streets of chineyland.
7. anything can be possible.
8. carry your passport wherever you go!
9. keep your loved ones in sheepishland posted of your current location.
10. make sure that your mobile is auto-roam; this is for emergency.
11. buy a thorough travel insurance coverage for yourself.

12. Ok to lose money & possport, but don't lose your kidney. Don't accept drink from stranger! Always keep an eye on your food & drinks.
As a single female traveler, you're prime target.

 

[red amoeba]

12. Ok to lose money & possport, but don't lose your kidney. Don't accept drink from stranger! Always keep an eye on your food & drinks.
As a single female traveler, you're prime target.

or end up become a drug mule...

 

[looneytan]

my suggestion is to wear a waist pouch 24X7, even when u sleeping with prostitutes

why would a sad plump gal want to sleep with prostitutes

 

[streetsmart73]

or end up become a drug mule...

hi there


1. the worst of all bad things for the sadplumpgal in chineyland.
2. marries some ah tiong that "sweettalking" her.

 

[red amoeba]

why would a sad plump gal want to sleep with prostitutes

prostitute can also be male - duck. LOL

 

[erection2015]

ya lor...after chatting so much

Haha. Only you know me best lah

 

[blur sotong]

My boss told me I cannot cash my unused leave and have to clear by month end or forfeit

I just went online on impulsse and booked a Shanghai-Hangzhou holiday free and easy

My question is whether I should carry my passport with me at all times or can I leave in the hotel safe deposit

Chances of loss through misplacement, theft is significant if carried along but what if I get spot checked?

Any old bird China travellers can help?

Dear SadPlumpGal,

You not blur sotong. I am blur sotong - see my nick.

Me stay in Shanghai for a period of time and have been to HZ. Actually they are quite safe.

1. Check into a reputable hotel and keep your passport in hotel safe. Carry it around with you if you feel more comfortable. It is your choice. Just remember that there are pickpockets everywhere especially during festive season which now is not. For me I always leave it in my room locked up.

2. Make photocopy of whatever cards [front and back - especially the contact number must be visiable] & your NRIC, and of course passport and keep the photocopies in a seperate place.

3. Don't put all your $$ in one pocket. Place it in at least 2, better still 3 places.

4. Use common sense. Do not follow people. Do be gullible. Any bargain that is too good to be true will not be true.

5. If you need direction, ask, then decide how you get there. Best to do your homework before venturing out. Do not follow anybody - male or female regardless.

6. Eat at places where there are alot of people eating. Do not eat at empty shops or cheap places or those roadside stalls. Your tummy may not be to take it.

7. Bring along some commonly used medical supply on standby... just in case you may need it. Hopefully you don't need it. Pharmacy are those places where they displace a green cross in white signage.

8. Check out weather forecast and bring appropriate clothing. It is rainy period now. The plum rain is on in Shanghai now.

9. If you are travelling alone, be aware of your surrounding. Walk away quickly whenever you sense something not okay. Be sensible. Don't walk around at late unearthly hours. Don't go drinking in a pub and getting high there etc.

10. No how lian and show off whatever wealth you may exhibit. Wear normal clothings not flashy expensive watches or gold bar chain or big diamond crusted rings etc. No wear sexy, attention grabbing clothings too. These are NO NO.

11. Bring lots of Mao. Alot of shops in Shanghai, even more in Hangzhou, do not accept foreign credit cards.

12. Arrange with banks for you to withdraw $$ from ATM in China if need be before you leave. These are for emergency purposes. Often, the ATM card cannot withdraw Mao from the ATM - speaking from personal experience.

13. Bring along a friend if you can. No ask blur sotong to accompany you. Two blur sotongs does not means not be so blur.

Hope the above helps. Have a fun trip in Shanghai and Hangzhou.

 

[Raiders]

Dear SadPlumpGal,

13. Bring along a friend if you can. No ask blur sotong to accompany you. Two blur sotongs does not means not be so blur.

Hope the above helps. Have a fun trip in Shanghai and Hangzhou.

Brother, talk so much, in the end, then reveal the tail

FYI, Fatplumpgirl is Erection2011 gf. Please dont disturb. :p

 

[erection2015]

wei ..dont broadcast la...BosSam is not supposed to know this. I kena extra duty from him leh

FYI, Fatplumpgirl is Erection2011 gf. :p

 

[Raiders]

wei ..dont broadcast la...BosSam is not supposed to know this. I kena extra duty from him leh

No wonder you in this forum 24/7..... :o

 

[jw5]

In Shanghai, there will be plenty of out-of-towners who ask u where u are from and also claim to be a "foreigner" to Shanghai.
They will try to get friendly and later tell some sob story or con tale about how they lost their wallet.
Walk away even before telling them where u are from.
Lots of conmen and women in Shanghai.