erection2015
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped all the way down, rolled the dice
and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped all the way down, rolled the dice
and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
